lets all write a story...

Damn it!! i cannot open this pineapple... - said the monkey...-and my giraffe is blue.....

(feel free to carry on the story....) ........

 

and the monkey sat down and wondered... "why and what is this post? tarded"

 

and flashing rainbow coconuts fell from the trees and hit the monkey on the head....and he said

'what a great story this is turning out to be...wow...i'm sat on the edge of my seat....' .....................

 

then all of a sudden. every monkey dissapeared off the face of the planet and landed on the planet Chino.

 

...meanwhile all the blue giraffes wandered the world wondering what happened to all the monkeys

 

....all of a sudden..an evil wizzard from jafartitamas appeared at the edge of the universe wearing a furry coat made out of tiny innocent lambs......"socks" he said...stroking his evil curly black beard "i need some blue socks..." ....

 

(awwwww shit...just realized theres two "all of a suddens" hmmmmmmmmm... damn....now i won't make my millions...he he ...)

 

then the evil Wizard(whose name happened to be Ricky) noticed all the blue giraffes back on earth. "Hmm...I would have all the socks I wanted just by skinning one blue giraffe!" So he jumped on his pogo stick(the broom was in the shop) and bounced his way to the planet of the blue giraffes.

 

.. but on his pogo bouncing journey Ricky had to eat 125 purple singing moon hippos because the wind had told them that joseph the blue giraffe was in danger.The hippos had gathered together and sung a song with their belching swazzgonger tune birps..which are only found in the star constellation of nefertuni.The monkeys caught the wind and it spoke frantically of these happenings far away from earth...

 

So the monkeys gathered in the big ass tree for a meeting to see what was to be done about the threat to the giraffes. Half the monkeys wanted to help but the other half wanted no part of the conflict and said "fuck the giraffes!" and went home.

 

....Karma....with her little pixie bells...came jangling along to the occasion...and handed the monkeys who were willing to help, a coconut each...and said 'Sit on this'...

 

The monkeys all looked confused but did as Karma instructed. The coconuts then became X-Wing fighters and the monkeys rocketed off to intercept Ricky the Pogo-stick riding wizard.

 

unfortunately, due to copyright laws, all the 'x-wings' (registered trademark of Lucasarts) vanished into oblivion where they could never return. the monkeys the slapped the bananas that were handily beside them (this was in the galaxy quadrant 'bananarama' coincidently). It's common knowledge that if you slap a banana, especially in galaxy quadrant bananarama'', that all blue girrafes must be summoned to you. There were so many monkeys slapping bananas so much that it caused the whole of the earth to move in a handy trapezium shaped spiral. this caused the blue girrafes to now be pink.

 

so, as expected, the blue giraffes were pretty confuzled. so they contacted the zorgleblorgian leader, griousewghnnyh the unpronounceable whom they asked...

 

..."bring us the goblin that can pronounce your name...oh great Zorgleblorgian leader.. now that we are safe we can carry on with our mission to make a musical blue giraffe baby..although now it's going to be pink but we can always paint him blue...but first we need the goblin 'puchili' so that he can bring us a human musician..." The great Zorgleblorgian leader saidto the monkeys who were all scratching there heads and wondering what the hell this new weed was they had smoked which they bought from orions crotch to the left hemisphere.. "eat the slapped bananas and he shall come forth from the dimension of worbly hob goblins"....

 

(hey duuudes...we can't end it here???what happens now????......... )

 

but he didn't come forth he came fifth and thus was eliminated before the semi final. So the monkeys decided to

 

..eat the sugar rain thus creating a whirlwind of energy inside their little fury bodies....this then sent the monkeys spinning into the dimension of worbly hob goblins to find 'puchili'......and to find out why he had not come forth at the slap of a banana.....this caused many hours of head scratching for the monkeys....."i dont

 

...think that this is going very well," said one monkey,
"let's call the mystical time wizard..."

 

.....slowly clomping through 5 feet tall candy floss the monkeys had arrived in the dimension of worbly hob goblins...but they had to be very careful as a breed of goblin known as the hobbly wob froglin existed in this realm ...and just one glance in to the eyes of these ugly creatures could sent you to the bed of the universe with the crap eating giants ..and incredibly large jelly babies..that sting like hell if touched..."i need a