Someone Criticizing a Close Friend in Your Company.

A true friend would kick ‘em in the mouth

 

A crazy person would do that. Words are just words, no need to get violent because someone else has an unfavorable opinion about someone you know. Who cares what they think?

 

I’m just joking, man. Plus you’d end up in jail.

 

I just listen to what they say then go tell my friends and then smoke some bongs and drink some beers and we can talk shit about em together. and also plan their deaths bahhaa

Friendship 101.

 

“They say the same things about you”

“it’d be fair if they were here to defend themselves”

“I agree they are xyz” (depends on the subject)

how do you know the 3 of them aren’t tight as, and it’s a trick, and you’re the punchline.

When in doubt, ermis 101.

 

not if you hid the bodies......

 

You all know the 5 p’s
Well, here are the four p’s

proper planning prevents penitentiary.
Ermis 101.

 

Oh, no. I wouldn't stab a friend in the back unless money was involved. You see, i have some compassion.