the bitch is back

and oh the stories she has to tell



well


actually she's kinda busy making herself messy with her chocolate that broke in half on her pants and leaked chocolate stuff on her

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

is this the part where someone (me) makes a lewd comment which offers to lick/eat it off?

 

do any of your stories involve vast amounts of pie?

 

fFJUF*FdDFU*&FEQK*(RY&C(&(WERE&W^R&^R&!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

oh my god i tipped back in my chair from laughing

 

once, I saw a bird flying backwards.

 

oh becky, I love you.

 

I smell fruit pies!

 

I SMELL DUMBASS.

 

this is a very valid question, answer it before the RCPSP get you.

 

oh my god yes

 

That's just your gay ass drummer.
Please remove your nose from there, would you?

 

is that you in the picture? you have a nice arse if so

 

Just an excellent facsimile thereof.

 

did you have it sewed up when you were a kid or something?

 

picture time


this is a creepy old broken down cabin in the field behind ours

i had to be brave to walk next to it

its in the middle of all these dead trees a ways off the road




aha god i was high

 

Never! But I have managed to make it progressively wider and more gaping just by increasing the size of the vegetable inserted.

 

High on what?

 

oh my!