15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby...... But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And, the Number one Favorite Country Song of 2005 Is: 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
16: "You Can Lock Me Up In Jail And Throw Away The Key But, You Can't Keep My Face From Breaking Out."
LMAO, thats a great one marc, No. 17 Too drunk to jerk off, No. 18 Its midnight in Montana and i can't my dick outta this cow...
that is so trippy because i was over a friends place the other night and we recorded her singing them on my phone from a joke book...it was a fucking crack up!
