sex contract

i was watching dr. phil last night on prime time..haha, dont ask... i just wanted to see him talking to jonathan and victoria from the amazing race cause they are crazy! espiecially jonathon! anyways... this couple was on that is engaged and the girl was having problems b/c her fiance wants her to sign a legally binding sex contract before marriage... about type, duration and days per week.

that's fuckin crazy. what would you do if you were in that situation?

 

uh that would be stupid.......

the sex wouldnt be as great if you had to do it to fulfill a contract.

 

well.. I think that we womyn should stand up for our rights to stand dry whenever we want to... oh.. and make him sign a contract that he can't watch porn!

 

and womEn shouldnt be allowed to misspell the word!

 

Pretty good impression of a feminazi eh? Been hanging out with women with issues here *grin*

 

She should slap him, and that'd be the end of that.

 

she race (heh) away and find some one who treats her well enough where she wants to have sex with them all the time.

 

I don't know man - in the world of sports, athletes tend to work extra hard and play very well during a contract year. Now usually they suck the year after, but that's because of a long term deal. Say you only offer one year contracts in this scenario........that puts the onus on her/him to perform

Yep, I'm definitely a guy - I can relate anything to the profesional sports world.

 

hmm alright I'm clarifying my answer she should make up a little contract of her own...since men see in professional sports terms and all(;

 

well, those are the guys that have a contract up after their season is over...... so of course they have to perform extra hard. at the beginning of the contract, like within the first year or so in a 5 year deal, they dont have to do jack squat, unless they are getting bonuses...

 

Hence why I suggested there should only be one year contracts.

 

hahaha velvet! that cracked me up so much! that thread was hilarious!

 

its simple, put a clause in that he has to make sure she has an orgasim every time or the contract is void

 

well he gets to leave her and pay no alimony if she doesn't have sex with him x number of times so hell yeah what the fuck else is she getting out of it? How could she stay with him after he said that on national tv? yuck

 

umm all she has to do is say that she faked every orgasm...... how would the guy know any different?? and how can it be proven that you indeed had an orgasm every time?? it would be such an offsided contract.

 

dude I think you're missing the point the prgasm's for her benefit...not his. Why would she fake if him not being able to give her one negates his contract. Geez do men even think we prgasm for their benefit?

 

Is that a benefit in kind, (taxable in the UK at least) or a charitable act, (tax deductible) - have they ensured they are in a tax efficient position? Don't f**k with the taxman, whatever you do.

Can't wait to see Judge Judy enforce the remedy for non-performance of this contract - that should liven up the day time schedules. Dr Phil may have brought them together, but Judy will pull them apart.

 

I just realized I must be really out of the loop, because I dont know what the amazing race is and who those two people are.

 

the amazing race is the reality show that is not like other reality shows....

18 pairs, couples, friends, parent child etc... travel all around the world in one huge race and visit lots of places and pick up clues and have to do stunts and stuff. it's really good.

 

I've never seen it either I've just heard people talk about it. I have a hard time getting into tv shows. But yeah no matter what she shouldn't fucking marry him after that comment.