What would you want your headstone to say

I would want mine to say..
"Lover of Beer and a dumbass at heart"
"Please dont raid my shit"

or something like that

what would you want yours to say......

 

"Ssssh! I'm sleeping..."

 

haha
or "Finally, some peace and quiet"

 

hehhhh man your guy's are funny I can't come up with one as good as those

 

I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread over Blue Marsh Lake. That is where my husband and I spent most of our dating years. It's a beautiful place.

 

"i'm dead, what else is new"

 

"I Told you i was sick!"

The sell epitaph books (for those how dont know.. epitaph is what is writen on your tomestone ) Full of funny ones... I love reading them... there great..

 

that's too funny!

"easy hoss, that's my nuts your stepping on"

 

"Fresh untill 2030"

 

"Here lies dear Holly...
She was always so Jolly...
Until she tied her shoes in the street
And got run over by a trolly..."

 

Thats cute

 

If you're reading this, I'm haunting your children.

 

She came, she saw, she kicked ASS



...at first.......


or

Now don't you wish I didn't owe you money?

 

I like that second one!

 

"A dude who liked to have fun"

 

If they ever find my body..

I hope they put on my headstone... father, husband, friend, family.

BB7 is that Howard Dean in your sig.. he is nuts (well he gets very excited) wish we had that kind of politician over here.. how orchestrated was that picture ?.

 

Here lies Brian

Please don't pee on my tombstone.

 

I want the numbers on my headstone to spin and show a persons weight when people step on my grave, that way nobody'll ever do it twice.

 

i like the words on shannon hoon's gravestone (at least i think that's what's on his gravestone), some lyrics from the song "change"....."I know we all can't stay here forever so I want to write my words on the face of today and they'll paint it."

 

I have no idea whatd id put on it. maybe
"That was a fucked up night."
or maybe there will just be a weed plant growing in front of it.