What would you want your headstone to say

hahaha
he probably wants to be buried with his own wang in his mouth..

 

"Here Lies an Athiest, All dressed up and no where to go"
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Just wear my testicle earings, be happy and shut up!

 

negatory...

you know its impossible to keep my mouth shut (shut up no dick sucking references please..)

 

haha! i have read that book also!

 

No need for me to reference anything. We all already know the dirty details.

 

what about if it's your own? ie: lotusbloom?

 

haha, well, if i had a penis, it would be probably to big to fit anywhere

 

You'd have to throw it over your shoulder so as not to trip over it...

 

hahah yeah, I could make a special sling for it

 

God, are you queer.

 

then we can be twins...

 

Let's get this sharade over with and hook up! You could cut the sexual tension between us with a knife!

 

haha, but i get to be in charge and you have to take my orders..

 

Whatever it takes. I'm your jar of Play-Doh for whatever you wanna do to me. Be nice though.

 

dont be nice shroomy..whip the fucker!

 

okay, I need pliers, blowtorch, handcuffs, a dildo and lots and lots of lube..can you bring those items...

 

haha damn

 

Yeah i have watched and your right, but thats expected and in a mock serious way.. somebody could sneeze and they would be booing and hissing etc etc.... I just want some crazed ass politician to start ranting and raving at some one when they ask a dumb question.. not just the expected answer .. i am thinking PMs questions would be a lot more fun and the press junket afterwards would be hilarious as well.. I will be that politian i think..

Question from reporter: 'So no WMD'

Answer from me: 'Its fucking alright for you in your bastard ivory tower too come here and post-rationalise your fucking conclusions ... I was in that bloody inteligence meeting mate , now fuck off'.

How do you think that would go down.. would i have a very short career ?.

 

*molds BoogerLuv into a fire truck* Vroom, vroom!