What's amused you today? XD

This is sooooooooooo fucking brilliant. They come to Europe as refugees and repay the countries that accepted them by beheading so called "infidels." Send them back home I say!

 

A bunch of city kids get taken to a farm on a day trip and the following day the headmistress is asking the kids about the trip, a little lad puts his hand up so she asks him, 'yes johnny, what did you like most about the trip?' the little lad replies, 'well it was all the things we saw in the fields miss' she smiles, 'oh and what did you see then?' she asks, 'well miss, first we saw a filed of sheep, then we saw a field of pigs, then a field of chickens and a field of fuckers, finally a field of horses'. She looks at him in horror, 'a field of what?' she asks, totally shocked, ' the lad looks at her, 'horses miss' , 'no before the horses' she tells him, 'oh the chickens miss' she looks at him, 'no, between the chickens and the horses' the lad thinks for a minute, 'oh them, well she said they were heiffers, but we knew what she meant'.

 

Spring Ahead, Fall Back?

Nov 1, 2020 - Daylight Saving Time Ends

 

We're already in daylight saving time.

 

Correct it ends tomorrow as stated.