Stupid things couples fight about

Apparently I park too far away and she has to walk. It's not convenient and everyone else uses the spots up front why can't I. Women don't understand keeping a car scratch free.

 

Who keeps taking MY hair ties!

 

Who snores the loudest

 

"Look;when you asked if your bum looked big in that dress,all I said was ''Well this is a very small room!"

 

How often the case .....

 

The closet door must be closed at all times she says or all hell breaks loose lop

 

the names of colors.

what to pretend about what is not known (but then that isn't just couples, that and greed are the two major causes of virtually all wars)

 

Pet (nick)names for each other (i.e. Tubby, Baldy, Sweetie, Treacle)

 

How the tp goes on the roller

Squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom not the middle!


Turn off the garage light!

 

Although one is an unloved 'singleton',one has FAR too often witnessed marital fights regarding what is to be watched,when,re television!

 

The thermostat setting

 

Answering the door

 

Don't take the entire duvet

 

Whose Mask it is

 

Try being stubborn......
Bachelor life is not so far away!


I don’t want to argue, I’m leaving, I’ll be back in a bit......

“No, stay and argue with me!”

Ok.....
(A moment passes)

“You shouted at me and said horrible things”
(Enter cold shoulder and the look! )

 

Who spilt the wine ?

 

The pronunciation of scone

(Not really, it obviously rhymes with gone, I just say it wrong to be cute)

 

I worked out a solution to that one.
Jane has it in the summer and I have it in the winter
Fortunately her brain was out of gear when I suggested it.

 

Whether to pronounce a T-sound in the middle of the word "Scottish." One of us insists on pronouncing it Sco' - ish, and having the other do the same. Odd how often this particular one comes up, not living in Scotland, and neither of us being Scottish nor even descended from Scots.

A couple of runners, one of us hates any mention of elapsed time, or the idea of running for a set period of time. The objective of every run has to be distance, not time.