How to get fired...ABC style

Drop ink all over your bosses desk and then laugh like a 2yo and then demand more fun!!

E

 

Exam the books far too well - and publish the Boss's mistake

F

 

Fart in a bottle and ensure
a/the top is screwed on tightly and
b/it has the boss's name written on it,in YOUR handwriting!
c/is optional....try not to chuckle when it's opened,as you're a grown-up....right???...

G

 

Gyrate at the Office Christmas Party ….. with the daughter of the Boss

H

 

"Hey-there's an 80% off sale on at B&Q!....cor,isn't quite in here,boss!...."

I

 

Insist on Private Parking

J

 

Jerk off in the bosses office and when he comes in try to hide it.. Until you explode all over the wall and start laughing like a 2yo

K

 

Keep your pet Tarantula in your office drawer

L

 

Let your girlfriend come and spend the night... When she goes thru your bosses stuff and trashes his office,try to deny everything until he looks at the cam footage.. Then start laughing like a 5yo and call him names,etc........

M

 

Masticate (with mouth wide open) whilst representing the company at public functions

N

 

Notice your boss looks horrible one day and tell him so;call his boss and make up lies about him..... When he calls him and bitches him out go in and spill the beans while calling him aweful things.......

O

 

Openly declare your love for freedom from Capitalism

P

 

Pee all over your office and when your boss comes in tell him you are upset cause he didnt promote you.... Then try again for a hefty raise;carry on like a 2yo

Q

 

Quack, when answering the work phone

R

 

Ruin A Meeting By Destroying The Paperwork
Q

 

Quickly dismiss yourself from a meeting saying you didnt feel well..... Later in your office when your boss comes in and your playing video games instead of working laugh and tell him your sick of this job

R

 

Run in and smack him in the mouth for being a tosser, well it always works when I do it!

S

 

Shit all over his desk and elave a note demanding a raise

T

 

Twerk to your colleagues and/or boss

U

 

Unbutton my blouse completely