Write at least 2 sentences that rhyme

Life is full of zest
When you give it your best

 

When I took a sip, from my glass of wine,
It sent a shiver, right down my spine,

 

Listen well to what I tell and you shall hear the truth
Of how I bit a cherry pit and chipped my bloody tooth!

 

I wandered lonely - as a cloud,
Where the heck am I? - I shouted out loud

 

I didn't think English clouds were lonely.
Is the always raining talk baloney?

 

I always thought that I was real slick

ain't that the way, when a mans just a hick

in truth so raggedy, I hummed when I walked

had no idea that I was the one mocked

a man has to know how to shape up his game

a man has to know how to quit being lame

if a man can't step up and just git er' done

then fuck it my friend, those assholes have won.

 

Good one
Honey bun!

 

What do we have here?
This seems mighty queer!

 

There once was a lady called Candy
Her thoughts were always fine and dandy

 

She met a guy named Randy.
With his hands he was handy.

 

He kissed her real deep
She said "you're a creep'..
And ordered another double brandy..

 

Be wary of a potential beau
Who doesn't know that no means NO!

 

He may grab your arm and seek to do harm...

 

If you get in a fight
Keep your undies on tight...

 

This fight could be
The end of me!

 

There once was a man they called trump

who was at once quite rude and so plump

he seemed very pushy and grabbed him some pussy

and now he's consigned to the dump

 

Lol! Love it.

 

YES

 

If it wasn't for, the gift of Rain
Then there would just, be arid plain

 

It's a dreary rainy day
How I'd love to fly away
Off to where it's bright and sunny
Can't buy Sun with love nor money.