So Candy handed out the hats given to her by Tarzan to all of her naughty boys and Apollo and wore one herself as she was just as naughty . And the train sped on . On its long journey to the North Pole .
In the mean time Tarzan handed out Candy Canes for everyone on the train to suck . Lottie took a full bag but there was plenty to go around . And the train rushed further Northwards and the temperature outside gradually got cooler................................................................................
Just as everyone realized that Boozy never returned after retrieving his webcam from Lottie in the baggage car, he comes back with sweat on his brow and mint jelly on his face. As all eyes turn towards Boozy and silence falls throughout the car, he smiles, and says..."Next"!
Oh, no, the knicker nicker has been at it again!! When will we catch the blighter I wonder? Could be he wants to be caught, then put over someone's knee and spanked severely! The thought races around his head as he sniffs at the knickers he's nicked. The heady aroma fills his nostrils and spins his head around as he watches the others sat at the table eating. 'Hmmm! I could do with a bit of something hot inside me,' he thinks, as his knicker nicking hand sinks slowly away from his nose and down south to nose around somewhere else!!
Very possibly Doc. I am all over the ruddy place at the moment one way and another. Plus Tuesday next week I have my heart operation to replace my faulty badly leaking Mitral Valve in Broadgreen Heart and Chest Hospital. I am NOT looking forward to that. There is a 10% chance of popping me clogs so my surgeon has told me. HELP!
My dad had a valve job done. They did it on a friday, put a stent in on saturday and he was home on sunday. They used a valve from a pig's heart. Worked as good as new when they were done.