SuRvEy!!!! NO WAY! YES WAY!

1) How old are you? 16
2) How many pets do you have? 16
3) What are your pets names? eleanor and the gerbils
4) Are you parents divorced? no maam
5) How would you like to die? eating too much peanut butter...
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? mama says life iz like ah water fall, were one in duh river and one after deh fall, no wait that was system of a down...
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? ellemeno p
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? another human
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? probably not..
10)Whats your favorite color? elephants
11)Favorite movie?hot sauce
12)Favorite song? the grizzley bears will eat you
13)If you had kids, what would you name them?julie, or frank
14)Isn't this survey fun? joe momma
15) Aww, you suck. joe mommas momma
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! werd
17)Why are americans so fat? get in mah bellley!
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? well, no but i'll let them sue mcdonalds anyway
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names?no maam
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? well...
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had?hmm thats a toughie...
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) fleassy always draws really cool stuff, so does pink floyd...
23)God, I'm bored. that is jer mom.
24)What have you done today so far?failed my learners permit test, finished the animal farm and a psychology exam, and got jiggy with it
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? getting jiggy with it again maybe
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? the village
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? the village
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? john travolta
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? willie nelson
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? jer momma, and a bag of cupcakes
31)Do you own a digital camera? i think so
32)Do you own a computer? probably not
33)Whats the cutest animal?bunny wabbits, rodents, kitty cats, anything furry...
34)Whats the ugliest animal? this old lady i saw at the grocery store
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? jer momma
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory?probably
37)How many showers do you take a week? 2 - 3.5
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? quite possibly
39)Do you have HBO? 8 or so
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? bill maher is teh kewl.
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever?
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? cheese... i like cheese on cheese
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? no
44) Do you like to go shopping? i live for it
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? coca cola
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 6 months i think
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? their good regular people
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? hmmm...
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? probably
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? no
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. a word right NOW!
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? all of the above, and i wear barefeet a lot too
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover?
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? well, my mom voted for my cat and i think she would have probably done pretty good... her or maybe olhippie54
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? giving away my shit, and who knows what else...
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? ask politely to take me with them
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? sordove
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles?possibly
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. sordove
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? i rightly dont know right now, something good..
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven?
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? snuggely soft bears make feel warm and fuzzy inside
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? no...no it wasnt...
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? a lot of cough syrup, two beanies and some hemp, maybe some other shit
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? i ran away once which is on my record but i didnt get charged or in any serious trouble or anything
68)What colors your hair? lots of shades of brown
69) What color are your eyes? blue-green-yellow
70) Do you believe in God? sordove
71) 0_0 me too
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? you
73) THE END! my only friend?

 

nvm

 

nvm

 

1) How old are you? 21
2) How many pets do you have? 1
3) What are your pets names? belle
4) Are you parents divorced? yes
5) How would you like to die? in my sleep i guess
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? we go somewhere else
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? no answer
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? a bill

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? what kind of question is this?
10)Whats your favorite color? black
11)Favorite movie? the notebook, sound of music, the banger sisters....uuum something else but i forget
12)Favorite song? too many
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? ily von and nova rys
14)Isn't this survey fun? no yes i dunno
15) Aww, you suck. heheh do i now? i guess youll never know
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! nothing
17)Why are americans so fat? cuz they're not skinny?
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? hell no, but they gotta blame somebody right? *roll eyes*
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? yes, chuck
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now?
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? i dont know and dont care
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) uuum i dont have a favorite piece..well maybe i do but im too damn lazy to post a picture. im sorry im such a failure
23)God, I'm bored. me too!!
24)What have you done today so far? i've been hanging out with my step brother and his girlfriend
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? talkin to chuck and prolly going grocery shoppin and uuuum stuff
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? uuuum i forget oh wait! Son N law
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? pfth.... SAW
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? i dont know...
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? meh
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh?caca head?
31)Do you own a digital camera? no
32)Do you own a computer? yes
33)Whats the cutest animal? kittens
34)Whats the ugliest animal? uuum rhinos
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with?
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? the movie sucked
37)How many showers do you take a week? 5
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? yes
39)Do you have HBO? no


42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? no
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? yes all the time.
44) Do you like to go shopping?i loathe it...grr
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? i dont know, whatever i find comfortable. i also shop at goodwill. yah goodwill! woohoo
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 18 months
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? parents, NO, grandparents are dead, most my aunts are scary and my one uncle is in a phsyco ward right now and the other i dont know about
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? no
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? i act nice to everyone
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? yers
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. captain
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 yay
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? yes
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? meh no comment
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? i dont know.
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? i hitchhike and go to Wisconsin
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? i go pee
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? yah sure
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? yah sure thing
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. i will later but not right now, this survey is getting tedious
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? a photographer or a music manager
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? sure why not
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question sometimes
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? no
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? yes and no
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? um money from mom

68)What colors your hair? brown with a tint of red in it
69) What color are your eyes? blueish
70) Do you believe in God? yes

72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? hmm, i wouldnt kill anyone...sorry

 

SURVEY! OMG! OMFG! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Please answer the questions

M'Kay.

1) How old are you?
Katie is fourteen years of age. I am ageless.
2) How many pets do you have?
I've got a dog that lives with me, and three guinea pigs that live with my dad.
3) What are your pets names?
The dog is Roxxanne, the rodents are Sarah, Martha, and Rosie. I named them all.
4) Are you parents divorced?
yes
5) How would you like to die?
A number of ways. Hanging seems like and interesting way to go. The guiotine was marketed as a painless way to go, that might be interesting, but apparently the job wasn't always so clean. Vains left hanging and such. Falling to death might be a thrill. I'd like to die in a bathtub.
6) What do you think happens to us after we die?
I'll hump that rabbit when it comes.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going?
N/A
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into?
N/A
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper?
Oh why not.
10)Whats your favorite color?
Red. The color of passionate, honest emotion. Red is AWESOME.
11)Favorite movie?
Titanic, Gone With the Wind... for comedy I love the movie Animal House.
12)Favorite song?
Bob Dylan's "Queen Jane Approximately"
13)If you had kids, what would you name them?
Katharine, Rose, and for boys... Darren
14)Isn't this survey fun?
MM'hmmm. But not kwite as fun as eating dirt.
15) Aww, you suck.
Ahhaaaaa... you rock.
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?!
I'm tired.
17)Why are americans so fat?
Over-indulgent portion sizes
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ?
Does anybody agree with that?
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names?
Gilbert the Purple Penguin.
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now?
Gilbert the Purple Penguin.
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had?
BILL FUCKING CLINTON BILL CLINTON BILL CLINTON..... second place goes to John Adams.
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!)
I can't paste pics in this thing, so I hope these links work.

The Two Fridas

Starry Night

23)God, I'm bored.
I'm sowwy. Maybe you should try flying? Have an epiphany. That always works for me.
24)What have you done today so far?
Everything.
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow?
Nothing.
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen?
Tonight I saw a 1931 movie called "Freaks" about the sideshow industry.
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen?
See question 26.
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made?
See question 26.
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time?
afiunapwi
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh?
Spank me hard Elmo?
31)Do you own a digital camera?
Yes
32)Do you own a computer?
Maybe
33)Whats the cutest animal?
People
34)Whats the ugliest animal?
People
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with?
N/A
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory?
N/A
37)How many showers do you take a week?
at least 10
38) Is there a fourth of July in England?
OH MY GOD
39)Do you have HBO?
I do not know
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher?
No
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever?
Once I see every movie ever made, I'll let you know.
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza?
Pepperoni and human penis.
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease?
No. I don't... do things... like that...
44) Do you like to go shopping?
Sure.
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most?
Katie
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in?
I've been in love with myself for over a dedcade.
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers?
I don't pay much attention to my father, stepfather, sister or brother. I despise my grandpa. My grandma could've been an artist, but when they married, he made her go to nursing school to get "a proper woman's job". I love my gram though. She taught me to love art. The other side of my family are hillbillys. I love them. My nana is the cutest and coolest old lady ever. We're a lot alike sometimes. I love my uncles, who taught me the basics of hillbilly-ism.
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him?
I don't fuck with time.
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people?
At times.
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics?
No.
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it.
Headache.
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51
Why aren't you using the built-in numbering tool?
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what?
High-Heels.
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover?
Boring.
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election?
Don't really matter now.
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing?
Terroristic, cult-like, lesbian activities.
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do?
Write poems.
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster?
Don't think so.
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles?
No, those are my doing.
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain.
No. However, I did realize that the peace-sign is actually a symbol for the chicken-foot cult.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older?
POET
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven?
I don't like pudding.
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question
No.
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy?
No. I use generic brand anyways.
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows?
No.
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what?
I stole every word I've ever recorded from an unknown stranger.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what?
I... don't know...
68)What colors your hair?
Brown. Not black, like some people claim. Dark brown.
69) What color are your eyes?
Brown.
70) Do you believe in God?
I believe God may or may not exisit, and that it is not nessacary for me to know the truth.
71) 0_0
I don't get it.
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars?
Nothing that I wouldn't do for free.
73) THE END!
Where'd all that time go??!?!?!

 

1) How old are you? almost 18
2) How many pets do you have? a lot 2 dogs 2 cats fish
3) What are your pets names?stinky, spunky, louis, and derk
4) Are you parents divorced?yes
5) How would you like to die?o.d.
6) What do you think happens to us after we die?we stand around for a minute then are born into a new body depending on karma and enlightenment
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? hell
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into?fungi

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper?
depends on the price
10)Whats your favorite color?
green
11)Favorite movie?
waynes world
12)Favorite song?
never gonna be the same-courtney love
13)If you had kids, what would you name them?
1st boy-christopher kurt (after first love and kurt cobain)2nd boy-andrew edward (after childhood friend and grandfather) 1st girl-paige (this is undecided but it's paige something after jimmy page)
14)Isn't this survey fun?sure
15) Aww, you suck.very well i hear
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?!huh?
17)Why are americans so fat?who cares?
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ?no
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names?no
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now?chris &/or roxy
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had?kennedy
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) that is waaaay too hard!
23)God, I'm bored.shyeah me too
24)What have you done today so far?got high like 20 times, went to work
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow?same
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen?grateful dead
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen?idk
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made?tincup
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time?will farrell
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh?bear on dope
31)Do you own a digital camera? yeah
32)Do you own a computer?yeah
33)Whats the cutest animal?stinky (see #3)
34)Whats the ugliest animal?you
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with?nope
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory?no, but i heard it's dumb as fuck
37)How many showers do you take a week?1-2
38) Is there a fourth of July in England?yes, there is a fourth of july everywhere that there is a july
39)Do you have HBO?yeah
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher?nope
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever?im thinkin house of 1000 corpses
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza?sometimes
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease?yes
44) Do you like to go shopping?depends
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most?fuck you man i aint dumb or shallow like that man
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in?not long enough
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? yes, dead, yes, yes,yes
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him?i beat the shit out of him, take the time machine, and travel to all the awesome concerts i missed
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people?yes, im overly nice
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics?no
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it.butt
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51what?
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what?my chucks or my imposter $6 birkenstocks
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover?terrible
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election?for the sake of winning, kerry
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing?telling everyone how much i love them and listening to music and getting high on everything in sight
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do?whoa man lets go chill with the aliens muwah
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster?yes, yes, no, no
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles?sure
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. i wish
61) What do you want to work as when you're older?i wanna be a bum
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven?eww no
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same questionyes
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? nooo....
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows?yes and no
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what?yes lots
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what?yeah, lots
68)What colors your hair? dark brown-everyone thinks its black
69) What color are your eyes?brown
70) Do you believe in God?no
71) 0_0gay
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars?lots
73) THE END! thank god

 

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1) How old are you? 15
2) How many pets do you have? 2
3) What are your pets names? Cocoa and i forgot the birds name
4) Are you parents divorced? no
5) How would you like to die? partying
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? rot in the ground
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? hell, where he will get fucked in the ass by saddam.
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? a cockroach
9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? fuck no
10)Whats your favorite color? black
11)Favorite movie? fear and loathing in las vegas
12)Favorite song? too many
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? I dont even know.
14)Isn't this survey fun?por Supuesto!
15) Aww, you suck.fuck you
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?!Que Asco!!
17)Why are americans so fat?too much fat food
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ?no they need to get off their fatasses eat a salad and lose the weight.
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names?nope
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now?im not sure. theres a number of guys i wouldnt mind dating.
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had?ew
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!)no idea
23)God, I'm bored.metoo
24)What have you done today so far?smoked and partied and a guitar lesson
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow?smoking
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen?boogeyman
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen?dont remember
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made?i have a whole list of them. starting with the rookie
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time?the mexican with a mullet in the stupid movie i saw in spanish
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh?right before having sex
31)Do you own a digital camera?no
32)Do you own a computer?yes
33)Whats the cutest animal?baby tigers or lions or rabbits or elephants...
34)Whats the ugliest animal?anglerfish
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with?nope
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory?no but it was a really good movie
37)How many showers do you take a week?7
38) Is there a fourth of July in England?yes, its just the day of the month
39)Do you have HBO?yea
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher?nope
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever?um.....braveheart? no theres much worse
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza?just cheese for me
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease?no
44) Do you like to go shopping?i think the term is shop lifting
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most?what brand would a band t shirt be?
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in?i dont remember
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers?parents-no, grandparents-yes, everything else-yes
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him?no.
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people?i sometimes have trouble talking but then just act like myself to stay on the same level and treat them on the same level.
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics?no
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. GOO
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51. woo hoo
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what?flip flops and just shoes
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? stupid
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election?kerry
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing?no. its going to end on December 23, 2012, and im gonna be partying
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do?whatever i want to
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster?no
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles?
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain.no. sometimes i just freak myself out though.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? some thing in psychology
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven?swim!!!eat!!!
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question. yes
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? no. hes hot.
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows?no it was the macaroni....nah jp
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what?lots, i cant count them all...umm...this shirt im wearing and a lot of my earrings.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what?valdalism, curfew, and something else probably.
68)What colors your hair?llight brown
69) What color are your eyes?blue
70) Do you believe in God?no
71) 0_0Goo
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars?a lot
73) THE END! YAY

 

1) How old are you? 22
2) How many pets do you have? 1
3) What are your pets names? Pandee, my chow chow
4) Are you parents divorced? Nope
5) How would you like to die? I'd prefer to drown.
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? I believe in heaven & reincarnation-depends where your soul wants to go.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? hell
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? Something everyone should be able to torture, lol.

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? Definitely & hope I have the runs.
10)Whats your favorite color? Green
11)Favorite movie? Goodfellas & Rocky Horror Picture Show & Pulp Fiction
12)Favorite song? Currently, a few.
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? Tori Talula , George & some other intersting ones I'm sure
14)Isn't this survey fun? a blast.
15) Aww, you suck. Oh yeah! Right back at ya!
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! Whats up?
17)Why are americans so fat? because of drive thru windows, fast food , television & no exercise
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? no
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? yes, his name is George
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? n/a
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? JFK, Bill Clinton was alright too.
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) I love Salvador Dali & Peter Max.
23)God, I'm bored. Me too!
24)What have you done today so far? not too much
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? not much, it's gonna snow.
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? Constantine
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? prob The Stepford Wives, with House of 1,000 corpses right behind it
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? Play It To the Bone-With Harrelson & Banderas-awful boxing movie-so blasphemous
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? Ben Affleck
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? ?
31)Do you own a digital camera? not a very good one
32)Do you own a computer? Yup
33)Whats the cutest animal? a chinchilla
34)Whats the ugliest animal? i don't think any animals are ugly
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? never saw all of it. her husband i guess.
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? i rented it, haven't watched it yet. heard some mixed reviews.
37)How many showers do you take a week? 5-7
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? don't know
39)Do you have HBO? Yes, thank God-what would i do late Thursday nights.
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? I love his show & his stand up they keep showing re-runs of.
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? I don't mind gore. Can't really think of one.
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? Always, put oregano on too.
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? Always.
44) Do you like to go shopping? I love to shop.
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? I love Silver brand jeans. My fave store is Urban outfitters. I also like to wear clothes I make.
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 4 1/2 yrs & counting
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? I like my parents. I loved my grandfather. My gram gets on my nerves big time. I like most of my aunts & uncles. Don't now all of them too well. Don't have any nieces & nephews. No siblings.
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? i'd like to change the past, would be afriad i could come back into the future though.
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? Usually
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? no
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. douchma'baggins, lol.
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 wow!
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? flip flops, boots, mainly
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? I hate them. They send the wrong message to people.
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Anyone but Bush!
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Doing crazy things-get a tattoo, party like hell, sky dive, have lots of sex, eat all my fave foods
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? join them or fight them
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? not really, yes, no, no.
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? i think some are a bit mysterious.
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. yes, with a ghost on ghost mountain in my area with earthy mama.
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? as a psychologist
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? i'd def swim in pudding or bikini wrestle in it, lol.
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question Yes.
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? yeah
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? yes, nope.
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? yes, too many things to list. was a bit of a klepto in high school.
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? yes, drugs, fights, drunk driving
68)What colors your hair? red
69) What color are your eyes? brown
70) Do you believe in God? yes
71) 0_0 ?
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? not sure
73) THE END! Yay!
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1) How old are you? 17
2) How many pets do you have? 1... and the fish
3) What are your pets names? Christina
4) Are you parents divorced? No
5) How would you like to die? Well... Not sure. However, I wanna die happy. I don't want it to be something like O.D... I wanna know what it's like.
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? The End... Everything stops.
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? Well I don't... And I think that Hell Ain't A Bad Place Be! :X
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? Toilet Paper

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? Yeah, why not
10)Whats your favorite color? RED
11)Favorite movie? Forest Gump, Hair, The Doors, The Others...
12)Favorite song? There are hundreds of them... Today - Tick Tock by SRV
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? Don't know... Sarah, Rose, Andrea and Jimmy
14)Isn't this survey fun? Yes Yes Yes... Well not really
15) Aww, you suck. Hey, fuck you!
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! The Sun Is Shining!
17)Why are americans so fat? Unhealthy food
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? No, it's their own fault!
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? Yes - Rados
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? Jim Morrison
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? Not sure
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) My shoes... I've painted them! And this thing too
23)God, I'm bored. Now I'm bored, too...
24)What have you done today so far? It's 9 AM... I took a shower, had cup of tea... Then I was reading Nietzsche... Then I talked with my best friend... I think that's all!
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? Take a shower, eat, go to school, go out and get drunk... well maybe not that... I don't know!!! I usually don't plan things!
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? The Doors last night... I've seen it million times!
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? We are not angels - it's stupid and acting is really really bad.
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? Selena with J. Lo
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? J Lo
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? Meda
31)Do you own a digital camera? No
32)Do you own a computer? Yes
33)Whats the cutest animal? My dog. And little tigers and white bears...
34)Whats the ugliest animal? My friend's cat.
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? I haven't seen it.
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? Nope
37)How many showers do you take a week? 10-12
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? Um... I have no idea
39)Do you have HBO? Yes
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? No
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? I DON"T KNOW !!!
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? Soya cheese, tomato, lots of spices...
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? I don't eat greasy pizza.
44) Do you like to go shopping? Of course I do!
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? Brand... Not sure... I like clothes from India...
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 4 weeks
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? Sometimes. I have only one Grandma and I love her very much. Sometimes. Of course!
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? No... Well not sure...
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? No, maybe sometimes, but only with mentally handicappet people.
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? No
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. Purple
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 Good for you
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? boots... flip flops
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? I don't.
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Not George Bush
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! I know!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Kissing, listening to music, writing, talking, swimming, making live, laughing, crying, loving, telling people how much I love them.
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? I would give them SRV to listen...
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? I believe in aliens... I don't believe in ghosts\bigfoot\monsters.
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? Definitelly not. I've been making those.
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. Um... Maybe with Jim Morrison's ghost... One night while listening to The Doors I just took a paper and sterted to write things... Strange things... It was like a prose poem. I usually write prose poems, but this one was really strange... It was like I wasn't writing it... I mean my hands did, but I was just watching it... without any thinking. When i finished it, I just couldn't believe that I actually wrote it... i still don't... But, However, I don't believe in that kind of crap...
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? A lots of creative things... Writing, painting, acting, making movies...
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? Mmmm.... Chocolatey heaven, definitely!
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question Sometimes
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? Yes... I've never tought about it...
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? No
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? No
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? I think I did but I don't remember...
68)What colors your hair? Brown
69) What color are your eyes? Dark Green
70) Do you believe in God? No. I believe in SRV.
71) 0_0 Whatever...
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? Have a haircut... maybe... kiss some ugly guy... running around naked... probably...
73) THE END! Can you picture what will be... so limitless and free...

 

1. I'm 19
2. I have 1 cat
3. His name is buddha
4.my parents divorced just recently
5. I would like to die in my 50's from an OD or when I'm doing something i love
6. I think we get judged when we die.
7. I do beleive in heaven and hell. I think GWB is a moron and out of his mind, but I don't think he's evil on purpose. I think he's just a redneck idiot.
8.I don't beleive in reincarnation.
9.I would love to wipe my ass with his face
10.my favorite color is green
11.favorite movie is Office Space
12. I don't have a favorite song, but my favorite band is moe.
13. If I had a boy- Bradley Jerome. If I had a girl- Delilah Sunshine
14.this survey is too long to be fun
15.
16.
17.Americans are so fat because we are so excessive and greedy
18.If someone is fat from overeating it's their own damn fault.
19.My boyfriend's name is Erik.
20. If I became single I would want to date one of his friends named Jake. He's really nice. But only if I wouldn't come between them.
21.JFK was a hottie
22. I'm not into still art. I like performance art.
23. I'm getting more bored by the minute.
24. It's 11:17 am here and I got up and showered, walked to work, drove for 2 hours for my boss, balanced our checkbook, faxed over PO requests, ... much more but it's not interesting
25.tomorrow I will do it all over again, go home, eat a vicoden and chill.
26. I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind last night before we had to take it back
27. I can't remember the last BAD movie I saw. I don't see anything unless it really interests me.
28. the worst movie ever made is that one with the Lizzie Maguire girl in it. I didn't see it but I gagged when I seen the previews.
29. the worst actor is Ben Affleck.
30. Winnie the Bear
31. I don't own a digital camera
32. I don't own a computer
33. the cutest animals are boys!
34. ugliest animals are skinless cats
35. never seen it
36. didn't see this one either
37. I take 4-6 showers a week
38. there is a 4th of July everywhere.
39. I don't have HBO
40. again, no HBO
41. I don't like gory movies
42. I don't put red pepper on it. I don't really put anything on it
43. i never dab my pizza. i like greasy foods!
44. I like shopping in not crowded places. malls suck ass
45. I don't pay attention to brands of clothing. I look at prices!
46. the longest relationship is the one I'm in now. 2 1/2 years so far!
47. I love my parents, I don't like my grandparents, I don't really care about my uncles and aunts, I don't have a neice or nephew, I have a brother and he's ok
48. I wouldn not go back in time and kill Hitler. Things happened for a reason.
49. little people, old people, metally handicapped people make me very nervous
50. nope
51. ecstacy
52.
53. I have boots, one pair of sneakers, one pair of high sandels, one pair of flip flops, but in the summer I go barefoot.
54. those reality make over shows are evil
55. I wanted Howard Dean to win but he didn't make it very far.
56. I would spend the day on ecstacy and having a blast with friends and family
57. learn from the aliens
58. I do beleive there is life somewhere other than earth. I belive in ghosts, but not anything else.
59. I think some other life form has made SOME of the weird crop cirlces.
60. I've never had a paranormal experience
61. I like what I'm doing now.
62. I hate chocolate sometimes
63. I hardly ever wear makeup.
64, naw, he's cute!
65. I've gotten lots of gag gifts from there
66. I've never stolen from a store
67. I've broken the law doing too much stuff to list here
68. my hair is a light brown
69. my eyes are green
70. i do beleive in god
71. are those boobs?
72. I would never do anything to compromise my dignity, that's for sure!
73. Thank god.

 

holy cow this is the longest thing ever

 

SURVEY! OMG! OMFG! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Please answer the questions

1) How old are you? 14
2) How many pets do you have? none
3) What are your pets names? Never had any
4) Are you parents divorced? Never were married. They separated before i was born
5) How would you like to die? I wouldnt, to be perfectly honest!!
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? I believe you cease to exist
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? If i believed, id say hell
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? If i believed, id say a homosexual black female, living in the third world, with a disease that only stem cell research could cure, just for the irony.

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? He aint good enough for my arse
10)Whats your favorite color? Purple
11)Favorite movie? Motorcycle Diaries
12)Favorite song? I have lots, but i'll just say so what by miles davis for today.
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? lurleen or dave
14)Isn't this survey fun? hrmm...
15) Aww, you suck. 42
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! Yo Duki, pick up the phone!
17)Why are americans so fat? cough, ahem mcdonalds, cough
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? no, sue them for chopping down the rainforrest
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? nope.
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? no-one really
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? i couldnt say.
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!)
23)God, I'm bored. 42
24)What have you done today so far? school, thats it
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow?pretty much the same, but basketball afterwards
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? oceans 12
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? texas chainsaw massacre (the origional)
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? Dune. Its awful
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? Beyonce, god she its shit.
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh?i really dont know
31)Do you own a digital camera? no
32)Do you own a computer? yes
33)Whats the cutest animal? llama
34)Whats the ugliest animal? cockoaches
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? didnt see it
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? nope.
37)How many showers do you take a week? 7
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? yes, but no celebration
39)Do you have HBO? I dont think so
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? nope
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? im not sure
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? I do put red pepper on my pizza. Well done!
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? no
44) Do you like to go shopping? depends what for. yes for music, no for anything else
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? Whatever really.
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? 2 months
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? yes, yes, n/a, and yes
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? No, a time machine is just too dangerous. If hitler was killed, how d'ya know there wouldn just be a series of bigger wars?
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? I think i act a little oddly, because im never too sure of the up to date pc language. Im fine with short people though
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? no
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. cheese
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 42
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what? boots. so much more comfy
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? They're just a bit shitty
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? Nadar
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing? Panicking and learniong to duck and cover
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? accept it
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? Yes, no, yes.
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? nope
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. n/a
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? perhaps stand to be a scottish socialist mp
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? yes and yes
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question not normally, but occasionally.
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? i dont know what you're talking about
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? no and no...
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? A bottle of ink to go with my quill. It was sooo overpriced!
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? I got arrested at a nuclear sub base whilst protesting.
68)What colors your hair? GINGER!!!!!
69) What color are your eyes? brown
70) Do you believe in God? bo
71) 0_0 42
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? nothing that involves selling out.
73) THE END!

Bloody hell, i cant believe i did that

 

1) How old are you? 16
2) How many pets do you have? none
3) What are your pets names? no pets
4) Are you parents divorced? no
5) How would you like to die? who cares
6) What do you think happens to us after we die? who cares
7) If you believe in heaven and hell, where you think George Bush will be going? who cares
8)If you believe in reincarnation, what do you think George Bush will be reincarnated into? probbly human again...lowest you can get

9)Would you buy Bush toilet paper? no
10)Whats your favorite color? red
11)Favorite movie? pulp fiction
12)Favorite song? a hard one
13)If you had kids, what would you name them? i dunno
14)Isn't this survey fun? it's great
15) Aww, you suck. yeah, i know
16)WAZZAAA?!?!?!?!?! ?????
17)Why are americans so fat? food
18)Do you think its right for obese americans to sue McDonalds because "they made them fat" ? no
19)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What are their names? no,why, know anyone??
20)If you're single, who would you like to be dating right now? there is this girl but surely you don't know her
21)Who is the most attractive president that we've had? i had only two presidents and none of them was atractive
22) Whats your favorite piece of art (post pictures!) you know that pictures with colors and stuff
23)God, I'm bored. so is anyone who reads this
24)What have you done today so far? truly sad
25) What do you plan on doing for tomorrow? and again, truly sad
26) Whats the last movie that youve seen? pink panther,silly movie
27) What was the last really horrible movie that you've seen? hellboy
28) What do you think is the worst movie EVER made? i dont know
29)Who do you think is the worst actor/actress of all time? don't really watch too much tv
30)What do you think would be a more appropriate name for Winnie the Pooh? who makes this stupid questions
31)Do you own a digital camera? yes
32)Do you own a computer? yes
33)Whats the cutest animal? a puppy
34)Whats the ugliest animal? an ugly puppy
35)Have you ever seen the movie Indecent Proposal? If so, who did you want her to end up with? no
36)Have you seen the movie Saw? Was it really gory? no
37)How many showers do you take a week? three
38) Is there a fourth of July in England? i don't know
39)Do you have HBO? what's that
40) If so, have you ever seen Real Time with Bill Maher? no
41) Speaking of gory, whats the gorriest movie ever? ???
42) Do you put red pepper on pizza? If not, what do you put on your pizza? yes
43) Do you dab your pizza with a napkin to remove the grease? no
44) Do you like to go shopping? no
45)What brand of clothing do you like to wear or wear the most? joker,skiping this one
46)How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in? never counted really, i'll say about two months
47) Do you like your parents? Grandparents? Aunt and uncle? Niece and nephew? Sisters and brothers? yesyesyesyesyes
48) A mysterious man walks up to you in the year 2030. "I've built a time machine" he tells you "and I need someone to travel with me back in time. Since I am such a nerdy little geek, I have no friends, so I've turned to a complete stranger to assist me in this journey. I have invisible cloaks that I have made! We can wear them when we go back in time to kill Hitler before the Holocaust ever happens!" THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!! Do you go with him? no,don't like jabbing into history, i have bad expiriences with that
49)Do you act oddly or come off as overly nice when talking to physically or mentally handicapped people, or even little people? no
50) Have you ever seen the show Scare Tactics? yes
51) Type a word right NOW! Don't think about it, just write it. aa,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,,a,a, spice
52) Holy shit, I almost made another 51 good for you
53) Do you wear flip flops, sneakers, boots, or what?
54) How do you feel about those make-over plastic surgery shows such as The Swan and Extreme Makeover? no fealings at all
55) Who did you want to win the 2004 election? i know who won
56)The world is going to end in exactly one day!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !!!!!!What do you spend your last day doing?
57) Aliens have taken over the earth! What do you do? hitchhike to the galaxy
58)Speaking of aliens, do you believe in aliens? How about ghosts? Bigfoot? the Loch Ness monster? yes,no,no,no
59) If you believe in aliens, do yo think theyve been making all those crop circles? no,i think they have smarter things to do
60) Have you ever had an encounter with a ghost or something paranormal? If so, explain. no,only a stupid survey
61) What do you want to work as when you're older? sailor
62) Would you go swimming in a giant pool of pudding, or do you think you'd drown in the chocolatey heaven? chocolate
63) Girls: Do you wear makeup? Guys: Same question no
64)Do you think that Snuggley Soft Bear thing for that fabric softener is kinda creepy? never heard of it
65) Have you ever gotten something from Spencer's Gifts? Was it one of those penis pillows? ????
66) Have you ever stolen anything in your entire life? If so, what? yes,some small thigs
67) If you havent stolen something, have you ever broken the law, other than doing illegal drugs, ehemmm? And if so, by doing what? yes
68)What colors your hair? brown
69) What color are your eyes? brown
70) Do you believe in God? brown
71) 0_0 ???
72) What would you do for 1 billion dollars? everything
73) THE END! finaly,now,what idiot really read this??