my birthday is tomorrow.

and i'm expecting a huge orgy/hootenanny from you kids.

or at least some kind of small get-together thread where we can chuckle over all the good times you've had with me. HAHah.. dsdklgjkd. ok. good night nurse. i'm not as egotistical as I seem. most of the time it's intentional. i appologize for all the disturbance i've caused as an undercover rodentsquirrel/14 year old schoolgirl.

i leave you with a rambling.

dead cats make me cringe.
i'm partial to syringe.
i like my cactus roast.
i'll spread like jam on toast.
whore say cactus twice.

 

my birthday is this month...it seems a lot of people have birthdays in febuary.

 

cool

are you coming to my orgy/hootenanny that i EXPECT will happen.. ahahha god i'm so demanding.

 

Im not quite sure if i will be on here tomarrow...so just in case, im just gonna say " HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEG!!!!!" before i miss my chance...so...
























HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEG!!!

 

Happy B-Day Meg*!!!, sweet 16? or what...i should know these things but i'm blank right now so humor me.

 

happy unbirthday today

 

happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
mine =( 10 may )

 

happy birthday! everybody's bday is in february. mine was the second. well anyways i'll attend the orgy thing lol

 

We're going to make this a very elaborate affair. Oh my... I've only got a day! Is that enough time to book the showgirls, and the hermaphrodite strippers? Oh and I'll need to get myself a tux so I can look spiffy. And I have to buy a parakeet to give to you... so much to do.

 

happy birthday...for tomorrow

 

A Friggin Gnome!!!!!!

 

Oh, I so call the role of showgirl. I know the part pretty well. I even got a bronze medal once for it.

Happy birthday tomorrow, Meg!

 

Well, that's settled then. Krystin will be our beautiful showgirl.

Let's get you a costume with lots of feathers on it.

 

FEATHERS?!

Meg, you are going to have one hell of a good birthday.

 

a parakeet?!!? i LOOOOVE Parrots!!!! of any kind!!! (george knows how much i love them )

Strippers/?!!? WOOOOOOOOT

GARDEN GNOME?!?! PAULY!!! you actually remembered i wanted one for my birthday!!

krystin the showgirl. feathers.. i'm going to piss myself.. or maybe i already did. i made george piss his pants last night AHAHHA cause he pictured me playing air guitar AHHAha. oh boy.

this will be the best birthday ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

katie, can i have a birthday fuck, maybe? thats really all i wanted.

 

oh my god yes.

 

holy fucking mother of god. maybe i should change my pantaloons.

 

Is there still any open spots for the showgirls? I'm interested...


My sister's birthday is tomorrow too.

 

OMG OMG OMG!!!!! CHUCK!!!!!! you HAVE to be a showgirl! there is DEFINITELY open spaces!!!!!!!!!

 

I might be able to take Chuckalicious showgirl pictures for you too... hmmm....