100 things to do with squirrels

Perform experimental cosmetic surgery on them

 

Tune a bunch of them and play an elaborate squirrel symphony.

 

Form squirrel couples and marry them

 

Feed them to your mutated pet carrot.

 

Make them sell scout cookies and bring the money to you (and the spare cookies)

 

Train them to overthrow the government

 

read their mophogenetic fields

 

send them to the police..

 

its so obvious....Squirrell Soldiers!!!!!

 

4 words pie porn and the new goverment and a new relgion

 

make them clean dirty ashtrays in the hotels...

 

Teach them to use their tails as paintbrushes and let them paint the damn ship so I can sleep.

 

get them to paint my house..

 

Have them teach you to climb in trees really fast.

 

Shave them, grind their teeth down, inject them with coke and put them in an empty paper towel tube and make them climb up in....Oh, never mind, I thought this was the 100 things to do with Gerbils thread! My bad!

 

put in dresses and whore them out.....

 

make them into the Mystery Meat at McDonalds.

 

Trim their claws and use the claws as fishing bait.:H

 

grow them in pots..

 

make more squirrells