Catch phrases for masturbation

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Wade Orchid, Feb 26, 2020.

  1. ??
     
  2. Pullin the pud, wasting babies.
     
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  3. Dayummm, you are older than dirt, and I thought I was ol grandpa.
     
  4. Sumbaljack

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    Rhyming slang for wank.
     
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  5. Ok
     
  6. Barry Mandelay

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    Schaub the knob.
    Flick the clit.
    Run a pole up the hole.
    Tweek the taint.
    Finger the man in the boat.
     
  7. Playing her one string banjo.
     
  8. I can't believe nobody has said
    Jacking off.
    If your Uncle Jack was on the roof
    and couldn't get off, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
     
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  9. Lelyal

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    Chokin' the chicken
     
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  10. Drager1

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    Knock one out
    Bash one off
     
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  11. Str8-n-Pantyhose

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  12. Vbnm124

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    Have a wank
     
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  13. Twogigahz

    Twogigahz Senior Member

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    Launching one over the bow.
     
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  14. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    A Sherman (as in Sherman Tank).
     
  15. Grrt

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    Tommy tank
     
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  16. maturemale3346

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    The code word my wife and I use is simply 'relaxing'. Like she'll say 'I got to relax before I left for work.'
     
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  17. Rocket73

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    Just plain wanking for me,
     
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  18. PGA

    PGA Senior Member

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    No tub, no gain, rub it to gain.
     
  19. PGA

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    Who is around? I got it on.
    Give me the hole, I fill it forthwith.
    My junk is moving, what is under the gusset ?
     
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    I have to "Purge"
     

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