The "Have You Ever" Survey

Answer as briefly or in-depth as you please. I do not care.

Have you ever...

Been to another country?

Eaten a burrito?

Fogotten how to spell your own name?

Been in love?

Wished you could go back to being a young child?

Had sex?

Wished you were somebody else?

Done illegal drugs?

Written a song?

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time?

Gotten straight-A's?

Made a survey on Hipforums?

Had an imaginary friend?

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from?

Had a dream in which you were flying?

Had a dream in which you were dying?

Thought that you'd like to get married someday?

Thought of suicide?

Eaten a fly?

Had a mudbath?

Masturbated in a moving vehicle?

Been in a car accident?

Been in trouble with the law?



I had more. But I forgot it.

 

I say yes to fifteen of them.

 

katie . a survey. i love you

 

Answer as briefly or in-depth as you please. I do not care.

...that was a bit passive agressive, dear.

Have you ever...

Been to another country?
No.
Eaten a burrito?
No.
Fogotten how to spell your own name?
Yes. I still can't spell my full name right without reciting it in my head.
Been in love?
Yes...
Wished you could go back to being a young child?
Not recently. A lot of people seem to find comfort in creating this false idea that childhood was a perfect world where life was simple, all was happy, etc. I would never go backwards. I believe in continual growth. The aging process is possibly the most beautiful thing in the world.
Had sex?
No.
Wished you were somebody else?
Not really.
Done illegal drugs?
Yes...
Written a song?
A few.
Jumped up and down for an extended period of time?
Every day.
Gotten straight-A's?
I used to all the time. Not anymore because I kinda... stopped... caring...
Made a survey on Hipforums?
Never.
Had an imaginary friend?
Gilbert the Purple Penguin has been my other best friend for two years now. He sleeps in my closet and smokes thick cigars. He's sarcastic and old... needs laid pretty badly. But he's not attracted to me. He calls me a dyke. It's kinda funny to watch this little animal curse as much as he does. He's happy as long as I tell him stories.
Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from?
I do that often.
Had a dream in which you were flying?
No, actually.
Had a dream in which you were dying?
Yes.
Thought that you'd like to get married someday?
Only for castration/cult purposes.
Thought of suicide?
... this was kind of a personal question. Maybe I shouldn't have asked it. But anyways, I have. Once, a long time ago.
Eaten a fly?
All the time.
Had a mudbath?
Umm... not really... kind of...
Masturbated in a moving vehicle?
No.
Been in a car accident?
Yes, several. I have a scar on my right cheek because of one. It shows when I smile. Most people assume it's a dimple.
Been in trouble with the law?
Not really.I had more. But I forgot it.

Stop frowning. Nobody said anything about S&M.

... oops

 

Been to another country? yup, Italy and Canada

Eaten a burrito? yup

Fogotten how to spell your own name? I still have to spell my middle name in my head as I write it

Been in love? yup

Wished you could go back to being a young child? yup

Had sex? yup

Wished you were somebody else? when I was younger maybe

Done illegal drugs? yup yup

Written a song? yup, a few

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? haha, yup

Gotten straight-A's? nope, lol

Made a survey on Hipforums? yup

Had an imaginary friend? Long John Silver, he was a pirate!

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? all the time

Had a dream in which you were flying? all the time

Had a dream in which you were dying? all the time

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? yup

Thought of suicide? nope

Eaten a fly? there was an old lady who swallowed a fly, oh no, oh my, she swalled a fly, perhaps she'll die! and not that I know of

Had a mudbath? nope, danced in the mud though

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? haha, nope

Been in a car accident? yup

Been in trouble with the law? ugh, yes

 

Been to another country? Yup, Australia, New Zealand, UK, Bahamas, Mexico, and Canada

Eaten a burrito? Yup

Fogotten how to spell your own name? Everyday

Been in love? Yup, too many times

Wished you could go back to being a young child? No older than 4

Had sex? Yes

Wished you were somebody else? Nope

Done illegal drugs? Yes

Written a song? Yes

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? Yes, but not since I grew breasts...OUCH

Gotten straight-A's? Yup

Made a survey on Hipforums? Yes

Had an imaginary friend? A Looooong time ago

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? Yes, often

Had a dream in which you were flying? yup

Had a dream in which you were dying? Yes

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? Yup

Thought of suicide? Yes

Eaten a fly? Gosh I hope not

Had a mudbath? Yes....feels sooooo good

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? Yes

Been in a car accident? Yes

Been in trouble with the law? Once or twice.

 

The "Have You Ever" Survey

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Answer as briefly or in-depth as you please. I do not care.

Have you ever...

Been to another country? nope, unfortunately

Eaten a burrito? yes

Fogotten how to spell your own name? nope

Been in love? yes,twice

Wished you could go back to being a young child? not too often

Had sex? yes, thank GOD

Wished you were somebody else? on occasion

Done illegal drugs? yes,quite a bit-tried lots of things-but hey that was highschool

Written a song? yes

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? yes

Gotten straight-A's? yes, i'm such a nerd

Made a survey on Hipforums? no, but i should

Had an imaginary friend? nope, (&I was an only child, lol!)

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? always

Had a dream in which you were flying? yes

Had a dream in which you were dying? yes

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? yes

Thought of suicide? not seriously

Eaten a fly? not that i know of

Had a mudbath? nope

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? yes,often, lol.

Been in a car accident? yes, 3

Been in trouble with the law? yes

 

Been to another country? only the states twice.

Eaten a burrito? i love burritos!!!! with refried beans....mmmm

Fogotten how to spell your own name? too many times to count hahah when i was little, i thought "meg" spelled megan

Been in love? uh huh.

Wished you could go back to being a young child? every waking second. i wish i was 4 again

Had sex? unfortunately....no.

Wished you were somebody else? i've wished i were you many times, and a lot of other people.

Done illegal drugs? pot?

Written a song? many many many

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? ahah yeah.

Gotten straight-A's? mhmmmmm

Made a survey on Hipforums? YES you know how much i love em!

Had an imaginary friend? yeah his name was norm. he was an acorn.

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? yeah. once i actually picked a freckly/mole thing off. it bled for hours.

Had a dream in which you were flying? i love those dreams.

Had a dream in which you were dying? i had a dream i got shot at my grade 8 graduation ahahhaa

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? many times..not in my plans right now tho

Thought of suicide? maybe like....4 times.....

Eaten a fly? haha i love flypie. its sooo good.

Had a mudbath? many...but i had them in the gulley. so it was free

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? suprisingly, yes hah under a blanket bwaahhaha in the backseat.

Been in a car accident? never.

Been in trouble with the law? noooope

 

Been to another country? no

Eaten a burrito? no

Fogotten how to spell your own name? no

Been in love? no

Wished you could go back to being a young child? no

Had sex? no

Wished you were somebody else? no

Done illegal drugs? yes

Written a song? yes

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? yes

Gotten straight-A's? no

Made a survey on Hipforums? yes

Had an imaginary friend? no

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? yes

Had a dream in which you were flying? yes

Had a dream in which you were dying? yes

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? maybe...depends if she would like to

Thought of suicide? yes

Eaten a fly? with delight

Had a mudbath? no

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? no

Been in a car accident? no

Been in trouble with the law? no...almost once, but i got off with no charges

 

Have you ever...

Been to another country? Yep

Eaten a burrito? I don't think I have actually

Fogotten how to spell your own name? That has happened a few times..

Been in love? Yes

Wished you could go back to being a young child? All the time

Had sex? Yes

Wished you were somebody else? Sometimes

Done illegal drugs? Yes

Written a song? Yes

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? Yes

Gotten straight-A's? Ummm.. maybe in elementary school

Made a survey on Hipforums? No

Had an imaginary friend? Yeah

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? Happens all the time

Had a dream in which you were flying? Yes

Had a dream in which you were dying? Yes

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? Yes

Thought of suicide? Not seriously

Eaten a fly? Yes

Had a mudbath? Yes

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? Nope

Been in a car accident? Yes

Been in trouble with the law? A little bit (my parents are lawyers )

 

Have you ever...

Been to another country?

-yes

Eaten a burrito?

-yes

Fogotten how to spell your own name?

-no

Been in love?

-yes

Wished you could go back to being a young child?

-no.. teenager or college student maybe but not a young child, I don't like young children and I sure wouldn't want to be one myself again either! Brats!

Had sex?

-yes

Wished you were somebody else?

-yes

Done illegal drugs?

-no

Written a song?

-Just a filk (changed the text of an existing song a bit). I made 'Is there life out there' into a Science Fiction theme, asking if there's life on other planets... a song with a title like that was just begging for it!

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time?

-no

Gotten straight-A's?

-no, I've never had the discipline to study for the subjects I didn't like, although I was real good with anything I was interested in.

Made a survey on Hipforums?

-nope, not yet

Had an imaginary friend?

-yes

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from?

-yes, hasn't everyone? I mean, not real serious ones but anyone who's active will probably have a scratch or bruise sometimes and not remember... unless maybe you're very low pain tolerance?

Had a dream in which you were flying?

-yes, lots... I always fly flapping my arms as wings.

Had a dream in which you were dying?

-yes, quite a lot too, it's cool 'cause there's always something after death in my dreams... I wish I was that certain while I was awake!

Thought that you'd like to get married someday?

-no

Thought of suicide?

-not seriously

Eaten a fly?

-Yes, flies only by accident but I ate pancakes with mealworms & dates with crickets just a couple weeks ago.

Had a mudbath?

-not on purpose Being last in line galloping through the mud on horseback came close though

Masturbated in a moving vehicle?

-No

Been in a car accident?

-No

Been in trouble with the law?



-One traffic ticket for speeding.

 

Been to another country? Around 60 of them.

Eaten a burrito? Around 1000 of them.

Fogotten how to spell your own name? I still do not know the right way to spell my second last name in English.

Been in love? Yes.

Wished you could go back to being a young child? Yes.

Had sex? No.

Wished you were somebody else? Yes.

Done illegal drugs? Yes.

Written a song? Yes.

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? Yes.

Gotten straight-A's? yes,

Made a survey on Hipforums? Yes.

Had an imaginary friend? No.

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? Yes.

Had a dream in which you were flying? Yes.

Had a dream in which you were dying? No.

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? No.

Thought of suicide? Yes.

Eaten a fly? Yes.

Had a mudbath? Yes.

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? Yes.

Been in a car accident? Yes.

Been in trouble with the law? Yes.

 

Have you ever...

Been to another country? does Edwardia count?

Eaten a burrito? probably

Fogotten how to spell your own name? yep..i've even forgotten it a couple times

Been in love? pfft

Wished you could go back to being a young child? we used to believe in the goode old days...we still receive in little ways the things of kindness and unsporting brow, forget and allow...

Had sex? no

Wished you were somebody else? prolly...not that i recall,tho

Done illegal drugs? yes

Written a song? no

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? no

Gotten straight-A's? almost

Made a survey on Hipforums? a few times

Had an imaginary friend? haha....i tried to make one up when i was lil just cause everyone else had one

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? yeah...but then sometimes you remember where it came from

Had a dream in which you were flying? sort of... i always have to run and jump, and usually i can't make it so ..kinda not really

Had a dream in which you were dying? a lot. those are the coolest. one time i died and heaven was a big ryan's. i sat at a table with dante aligheri

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? no

Thought of suicide? neverrrr

Eaten a fly? do gnats and fleas count?

Had a mudbath? that's all you do in NC

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? NO

Been in a car accident? a minor one

Been in trouble with the law? sadly, no

 

Answer as briefly or in-depth as you please. I do not care.

Have you ever...

Been to another country? yup, US and Mex

Eaten a burrito? yup

Fogotten how to spell your own name? no, but ive spelled my last name wrong by accident

Been in love? i don't hitnk so

Wished you could go back to being a young child? yes, but then i realized i would have to be a pubesent person again and thought that would suck

Had sex? no, m a virgin

Wished you were somebody else? nope

Done illegal drugs? i drank when i was 15 at awedding...im kinda a square

Written a song? yes

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? on a trampoline, and at basketball

Gotten straight-A's? no

Made a survey on Hipforums? possibly

Had an imaginary friend? doesn't eveyone

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? yes, a couple on my head

Had a dream in which you were flying? i don't know

Had a dream in which you were dying? yes

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? i would like to

Thought of suicide? no

Eaten a fly? yes, and mosquitoes

Had a mudbath? i was a kid wasn't i?

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? no

Been in a car accident? no

Been in trouble with the law? no

 

Have you ever...

Been to another country? no

Eaten a burrito? yes

Fogotten how to spell your own name? no

Been in love? yes

Wished you could go back to being a young child? yes

Had sex? yes

Wished you were somebody else? sometimes

Done illegal drugs? several, but none lately

Written a song? a few

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? no

Gotten straight-A's? no

Made a survey on Hipforums? not yet

Had an imaginary friend? no

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? this happens alot

Had a dream in which you were flying? no

Had a dream in which you were dying? yes, i was shot by an angry gang thug

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? yes

Thought of suicide? more than once

Eaten a fly? it's possible

Had a mudbath? no, but i would like to try it

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? a few times

Been in a car accident? a couple

Been in trouble with the law? not yet



I had more. But I forgot it.

Well then, I will add one(in 3 parts).

been skinny dipping........

1)alone? yes

2)just with friends of the same gender? yes

3)with friends of both genders? yes


Peace.
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Been to another country? yup

Eaten a burrito? mmm burritos

Fogotten how to spell your own name? not since i was little

Been in love? yeah

Wished you could go back to being a young child? kinda

Had sex? yeah

Wished you were somebody else? nope

Done illegal drugs? dont get me started haha hell yeah

Written a song? yup

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? nope

Gotten straight-A's? right now actually

Made a survey on Hipforums? nope

Had an imaginary friend? nope

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? all the damn time

Had a dream in which you were flying? got really stoned once but no dreams

Had a dream in which you were dying? the falling off a cliff/the bed type

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? maybe

Thought of suicide? nope

Eaten a fly? nope

Had a mudbath? nope

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? nope

Been in a car accident? nope

Been in trouble with the law? of course

 

Have you ever...

Been to another country? Yes

Eaten a burrito? No

Fogotten how to spell your own name? No

Been in love? No

Wished you could go back to being a young child? Yes

Had sex? No

Wished you were somebody else? No

Done illegal drugs? Does underage drinking count?

Written a song? Yes

Jumped up and down for an extended period of time? Yes. Trampolines rock!

Gotten straight-A's? Yes

Made a survey on Hipforums? As of today, yes

Had an imaginary friend? Yes. I brought them to the lecture on imaginary numbers

Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from? Yes

Had a dream in which you were flying? Yes...and Freud think it's a metaphor for sex

Had a dream in which you were dying? Sure

Thought that you'd like to get married someday? Yes... And what a pleasant thought it was
Thought of suicide? Unfortunately.... yes

Eaten a fly? No

Had a mudbath? No

Masturbated in a moving vehicle? Yes. In an airplane, it rocked

Been in a car accident? No.

Been in trouble with the law? Nope

 

Been to another country?
Yes.
Eaten a burrito?
Yes.
Fogotten how to spell your own name?
Yes.
Been in love?
Yes.
Wished you could go back to being a young child?
Yes.
Had sex?
Yes.
Wished you were somebody else?
Yes.
Done illegal drugs?
Yes.
Written a song?
Yes.
Jumped up and down for an extended period of time?
Yes.
Gotten straight-A's?
No.
Made a survey on Hipforums?
Yes.
Had an imaginary friend?
No.
Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from?
Yes.
Had a dream in which you were flying?
Yes.
Had a dream in which you were dying?
No.
Thought that you'd like to get married someday?
Yes.
Thought of suicide?
Yes.
Eaten a fly?
No.
Had a mudbath?
No.
Masturbated in a moving vehicle?
No.
Been in a car accident?
Yes.
Been in trouble with the law?
Yes.

 

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Been to another country?
negatory
Eaten a burrito?
affirmative
Fogotten how to spell your own name?
yes..
Been in love?
unfortunatly yes
Wished you could go back to being a young child?
meh, sometimes...
Had sex?
haha why no i havent
Wished you were somebody else?
meh, sometimes i do
Done illegal drugs?
yes...
Written a song?
yes...
Jumped up and down for an extended period of time?
yes...
Gotten straight-A's?
haha, i know you all wont believe but yes
Made a survey on Hipforums?
yes...
Had an imaginary friend?
haha, yes...
Found a scratch/cut/bruise/etc. on your body and wonder where it came from?
all the time
Had a dream in which you were flying?
yes..
Had a dream in which you were dying?
yes...
Thought that you'd like to get married someday?
meh, yes, someday way way into the future...
Thought of suicide?
meh, only once for like a second
Eaten a fly?
haha i dont think i have...
Had a mudbath?
i went mudslidding, dont know if the same thing...
Masturbated in a moving vehicle?
yes...
Been in a car accident?
plenty of times
Been in trouble with the law?
negatory..