Playing The Dozens: Your Mother Is So......

All right you guys, this is not a game for the light of heart, those who have no sense of humor, and those who need a politcal soapbox. This is the classic game called the dozens. Dont come in her with no corny mess. If u say something about somebody`s momma ..you are on your own!!*laughing*. So come in here and let`s have fun...........give me some old ones too.....let's do it yall.

 

*your momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

*your momma is so stupid she put a condom on her computer so it wouldnt catch a virus

*your momma is so stupid she wears a bulletproof vest when she`s taking "shots" at a bar

 

yo momma so nasty she had to cut the string off her tampon to keep the crabs from bungee jumping

 

yo mama so old she uses her hot flashes to warm her tea.
yo mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
yo mama so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

 

Yo mama's so fat the other day I tryed to walk around her and I got nabbed by the border patrol.

 

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mamas so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit

 

yo momma so stupid she sold the car for gas money. wwooooooooohhhhh!!

 

Yo momma so smelly she got fired at the city dump.

 

yo mama's so fat that when she went to the football game people thought the goodyear blimp had crashed

 

Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in Safeway and died from safety.

 

yo mama's so fat, when she wears a malcom x shirt, helicopters land on her

i saw yo mama kicking a can down the street, when i asked what she was doing, she said she was moving.

 

yo mama's so fat, in the summer time she sweats gravey

 

your mama's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, a whale ship harpooned her ass!

 

yo mamas so fat, her blood type is ragu


your moms such a slut she could suck start a harley

yo mamas so fat she was baptized at sea world

yo mamas so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

your moms so poor she put penny candy on layaway

 

yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the interstate for a water slide.


yo sisters so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

 

Yo momma is so fat, I rolled over twice last night and I was still on the bitch.

 

yo mamma is so dumb, that after they told her that drinks were "on the house", she went up to the roof.

 

Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar bill and change popped out.

 

Yo momma's so skinny her pyjamas only got one stripe on 'em. And ugly! Yo momma's so ugly that when she walks by a mirror, her reflection ducks.

 

yo mama is so fat, she once jumped in the air, and got stuck!!!!