Send it in the mail

have you ever mailed anyone your cum?

 

Can't imagine why I would do that.

 

I'd be happy too...................in my "inbox"

 

Can't say that I have but I did manage a couple of times to cum in my ex-wife's dinner salad without her knowledge. Yes, she enjoyed the salad immensely and NO, I never told her.

 

No, but I can understand the sentiment during a prolonged separation.

Or maybe you meant air-mailed. Doe's an 18" flight count?

 

18" ..........WOW..........

 

I prefer to deliver it in person.