Jesus was a nudist

When Lazerus rose from the dead, he came out of his tomb wearing his shroud.
When Jesus rose from the dead, his shroud was found in the empty tomb.

QED

 

He was wearing Y-fronts !
Therefore not nude

 

There might not (probably not) even have been historical Lazurus & Jesus.

 

Boy, I've heard everything now. I'm going back to sleep!

 

Mary said to Jesus,
"What are your disciples like?"

He said,
"They are like small children living in a field that does not belong to them. When the field's owners arrive, they will say, 'Return our field to us.' They take off their clothes in front of them to give it back to them, and they return their field to them.
The Gospel of Thomas

 

Cant you just let the joke go without chimming in about there not being a jesus?

Pollacks may not really be dumb, but goddamn it makes for a funny joke

 

Ok
God ordered one of His prophets to go about preaching naked and barefoot for years. The naked and barefoot was part of the prophecy.
David danced naked before The Lord.
It was common for the priests of Israel to tear off their sometimes clothes when The Law was violated.
And so on.

 

Wow, almost 15 years separate the last 2 posts.

I'm still thinking about my response to this one, but I promise to revisit this thread by 2036.

 

I thought would be interesting going back into history.
May go back and find some more. Never know what you will find in old conversations.