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haha this is the funniest thread ever

 

yelled some ramdom bystander. now the sun was setting, and they would be faced with a new challenge...

 

Then suddenly, comunist took over the world

 

Or what they at first thought was the world because when they looked around they saw they had infact taken over....

 

Dellaware!!! People screamed at this thought, and started burning Karl Marx Figurines everywhere. But suddnely from the sky, Shelly saw a big black object falling quickly. Her stomache lurched as she realised it was a...

 

dildo

 

...a giant flying dildo from the planet Fuzzbuzzer, manned by strange purple, pearshaped alien beings with 6 eyes and suction cup hands who demanded...

 

almonds, or else...

 

they would plaugue the world with rampant crabgrass. they would also...

 

cancel all reality TV shows

 

NOOOOOOOOO NOT REALITY TV. OMFG. im not being sarcastic either \]


so Shelly killed them all with a picture of michael jackson, and then whipped out brad pitt's...

 

cell phone, and called Taco Bell, telling the owner of it...

 

then from the purple skies of the eleven moon of Tweeseeq in the Orion belt...the freaky sexy three brested females of Zzornin spanked the hind quarters of the big booty a smoke God of Cannabis 6...smeared with primal spunk jelly strenghtfore is cosmic member full of meaty goodness...as this scrotumlicious monkey mucus blasted eons of stars in the mouths of these freaky chicks as the bubbling bong of goopy resins of 50 hybrid strains in their galactacal smokey dankness...

 

to take some cheese, smear it all over one of the cashiers and then...

 

that he should immediatly stop selling all taco's and replace them with bowls of golden flax farmed in the mighty feilds of Alberta...the owner then replied half heartidly...

 

"if only tacos were self-sufficient. he then preformed photo-synthesis and cried out in anguish "...

 

the recept was covered in sticky chocolate finger prints but it smell very much like...something all too familiar but, yet strangely exotic...the scent was overwhelming..he had to taste it...slowly as he lifted it to his mouth..he saw something really weird out the corner of his eyes...

 

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rectum of the gilfiter fish which was the pet of clone of Brad Pitt who happen to be interviewing siamese twins who had the ability to mutual masterbate with their feet and sing show toons...

 

It was an armpit, floating in mid air, and then...

 

sadly none of this made sense to the girl...she decided to go home for a day and eat tacos all day the next day she woke up only to hear...