Genitalia Name Challenge

An old term for pussy was " bearded clam " but it doesn't fit many these days so now I guess it would just be " clam "

 

My FWB calls it "dick" almost exclusively but she wants a "shaft" in her ass. In other words, when she says she needs a good shaft, she's talking about taking something in her bum. If she wants dick, she wants it in her pussy or mouth.

ps...usually both if she can get it with a shaft as well!

 

Poker or poking stick

 

I remember at school we had a load of code words. Chair for periods. Table for sex. Coffee table for masturbation. Spoon for ass. Knife for penis. Fork for pussy. If you were horny you were hungry. I think cum was actually called rice pudding. The list goes on. I once heard a dick called a rod of judgement.

 

wife once referred to a dick as a jaw breaker .

 

The bearded clam, can become the Bald beaver.

 

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Named back in college a long time ago. Quality and Beep Beep. Don’t remember why hers was named. Mine was associated with a Chrysler car commercial - Quality goes in before the name goes on.

 

Is she native american? I had a native american friend who called her's "yaya."

 

She is german/italian. I have no idea where "ya" came from... lol

 

Maybe because when guys ask her if they could have some and point to her girl cave she always said "Ya" meaning yes. Hahahahahahahahaha just kidding my friend. I am sure she was a virgin. Life is "Just for Fun".

 

When I was a kid in my family they used to say winkle for my cock.and for pussy I've heard it called pink paradise and lady garden.

 

You left off Baloney Pony