Things your mom would kill you for doing

I've never done anything my mom would kill me for untill last Sunday. I went tornado chasing after we heard there were a few in north county. They were really small mostly just water spouts that never touched land and I didn't see any but never the less I think i would be dead if my mother found out. What's the one thing you did that you have done that your parents would freak if they found out?

 

there isn't just one thing.....there's many....but i figure...they have their secrets...i can have mine....

 

I have my secrets but I think that's the only thing my mom would fly off the fucking handle about. there was a tornado watch yesterday again near where I work but I had to go to class):

 

ahhhhh that's so sad you know that's not true!

 

the time i stole 200$ out of her atm account and bought a big bag of weed and she found out about both.

 

shed wouldnt kill me, but be really disapointed if i was to be pregnant, have an std, caught smoking, arrested. now my dad, he would be pissed.

 

I'm sorry that's fucking awful that you did that to your own mother.

 

I've stolen money, but no more than like $30. Fooled around with some ramdon 20 year old guy when I was 14 and she has no idea about about of the drugs I've done except pot.

 

nothing.

 

that I am still smoking pot

 

nothing as I am still not telling her......short of a threat of death or being cut out of her will......lol

Seriously at my age what the hang can she do?

 

My mom is really forgiving which is great for me.I tell her most of the stuff she would kill me for and she laughs sometimes.It was awkard when I told her I hooked up with a chick her age once.

 

I think a mothers love is unconditional. There may be things that they have hard time forgetting and forgiving you for but I don't think a mother can ever be that mad at there child... at least not for to long.

 

If she knew about my boyfriend flying 1000 miles to see me and me spending the weekend with him without her having the slightest clue, I think I would be dead where I stand.

Also if I ever got pregnant or failed a class.

 

she would kill me if i had sex with a republican- she would be pissed if i had sex with anyone, but i havent, so its all good for now.

 

sex with a republican? wtf?

my mom would never kill me, she'd be mighty pissed at some things though, heres just a few of the many things she'd be pissed about:
>shooting heroin
>eating chemicals i ordered off the interenet with no real way to prove WHAT they really are or what the dose i was taking
>stealing as much as i do
>when i used to cut myself
>if she found out i once peirced my dxck
>that i dont eat so i can save money for drugs
>that i steal as much pot as i really do from my dad
>that i steal other drugs from my dad
>that i havent gone to history class once this quarter
>that im failing every class but chemistry
>that i went to Moe. alone last year (dont ask we faught about it)
>that ive shot an unknown white powder in my arm and tripped my ass off
>that ive drank over 3 bottles of robitussin once
>that ive tried to commit suicide
>that i drink heavily at all family events (we're irish through and through)
>that i had sex (with a much older woman) on her bed when i was like 15
>that im getting a tatoo
>that ive OD'd on ketamine and had the cops called on me for disorderly conduct while i was DEEP in a fucking k-hole
>that ive slammed K
>that i slammed coke
>that i have a 23 year old girlfriend
>that i beat my girlfriend (thats a joke, she'd beat my ass)

 

I usually end up with republicans and my mom has actually threatened my life for it heh

 

nothing ... Suprisingly... but she still scares the hell out of me

 

" Better Lesbian than pregnant!".. thats what my parents have told me once!
(still not sure if they were really mocking at me...)

 

ive gone to school high before like 10 times