Greenland is Melting

Not only is Greenland not the largest volcano on Earth, there is no active volcano there, nor any dormant ones under its ice sheet. So, not melting and not a volcano. Nothing's hit the fan since you began sounding the alarm in July.

Keep predicting that shit will hit a fan, and sometime in the next half billion years you may be right.

 

Its a fucking volcano, with enough ice on top of it to constitute a continent. You release that pressure, and you will see how active it becomes.

 

^ You're thinking of Iceland.