The one I want more than anything is an Alesis Bitrman. Bit crusher for guitar basically. I want to be Aphex Twin.
My sights are presently set on one of these: http://4mspedals.com/swash.html If Blacet reveals its yet-unreleased noise generator to be superior though, I'll probably just go with that and sink the rest of the dough into something like this: http://www.prophecysound.com/echowave.html Who cares about the guitar when I have effects to play with?