The age old question..

Who would win in a fight? Pirates or Ninjas? I personally think that a pirate would stomp a mudhole in a ninja. First he would kick the ninja in the crotch with his peg leg, then when the ninja is bent over in pain, use the hook to finish the job. If the ninja doesn't die right away, he will have the pleasure of feeling his eyes getting pecked out by the parrot. Oh yes, how good it is to be a pirate!

 

pirate would win.

and not only do that, ut steal all his stuff too.

 

the ninja would win because the pirate would think he was a middle eastern woman and try to rape him and the ninja would stab him in the head with a shurikin.

 

You poor, mislead people. A ninja would win. There's no argument. First of all, ninjas can't be killed, it's been scientifically proven. They can only kill themselves, using various methods of supuku. And if a ninja and a pirate were in a fight, the ninja would just flip out and chop the pirate's head off in, like, a second! I mean look: The stupid pirate's reading a stupid book, and the ninjas gonna kill him, it's inevitable!

 

Good visuals dude!!!

 

If the pirate in your poll is anything like the pirate that faggot Johnny Depp portrayed in "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," then the Ninja would surely win the fight - even if the Ninja was in a wheelchair and had some serious learning disabilities, he would still win.

 

If you look at the picture closer, you can see that the pirate is reading a psychology book. IF it is true that ninjas can only die by killing themselves, then the pirate is accomplishing two things: 1. Lulling the ninja into a false sense of security, and 2. He will talk the ninja into killing himself, just like Dr. Lecter talked that guy into swallowing his own tongue.

Either way, the ninja is going to die because what he also doesn't see is that he is surrounded by pirates just waiting for him to get close enough to take out.

 

Upon closer inspection, you can even see the pirate lookout on the balcony just waiting for the right moment to strike.

 

I think if someone tried to shoot a pirate, he would either catch the bullets in his wooden leg, and/or deflect them with his hook.

 

Where is this book of the samuri and ninja facts people get information from? I think all this info being spread around is disinformation spread by the government. They don't want to you know the real truth about ninjas, which is that they are just wannabe pirates that weren't tough enough and couldn't handle it. So instead they go to be a ninja where they get a sword and oh so slimming black outfit and headscarf. AAARRRGGG!!!

 

I beat them both !!!! Ha ha ha

 

I'm sooooooooooo fed up with all the ninja bashing going on in the forums lately. This only happens during a republican administration, I might point out.

 

obviously some of these people haven't had the honour of seeing www.realultimatepower.net

get some education before you try to judge this ageless battle

 

you were saying?...


http://johnss4.homelinux.net/pirates/

 

HAHAHAAHAH shit that's hilarious, i love those pages. i still think a ninja would win, but i like pirates better because they get drunk and ruin shit.

 

I still don't see how people think a ninja would beat a pirate. I just don't get it...

 

Ninja. C'mon.

 

i voted for ninja, even though i like pirates better...because they get drunk and break things and kill people for fun =D and then steal all their shit.

but a ninja would sneak up on a pirate and kill him in his sleep...actually he could do it in broad daylight while the pirate is awake and fully aware of his surroundings. a ninja is too fast and sneaky for a pirate.








i just realized what a ridiculous conversation this is....

 

Pirates always win cos they can drink and still use fire arms! Ninjas have to sneak around to accomplish anything, while pirates storm around being noisy and sill win!!! Argh matey!

 

the ninja would do some cool japanese ninja move and run up walls and do some crazy 360 ninja chop with his thumb or something and kill the pirate. pirates are too drunk to know what's going on. although anyone who drinks, sails, drinks, destorys, and drinks and rapes is cool in my book.