I stink

I haven't bathed all weekend

peeewww

 

you skunk!

get away from me!

 

see this is why I need a man

*raises arm and moves closer to interval*

 

awww yeah i had sex tonight with my man but im still in need for some lovin


heehe

 

do you want me to send you some soap missfontella..

 

That's why perfume was invented! Hurrah!

 

eww...bathe now, MissF!

 

I will when I'm finished with my homework

I just don't ever leave my house on the weekend, I sleep and eat and watch Tv and sleep some more and eat some more.......I'm sure you get the picture

basically...I have no life

 

Hey, Don't Feel Bad...I haven't had a shower since like Thursday and I put it off last night till today... so I had thought.

Wake at around 11:00 AM with a note under the door of my apartment informing that the water heater which supplies all the hot water to the 50 apartments in my building is broken, and it may be at least 3 days till we get our hot water back. At least now I have an excuse not to shower and not do the dishes...

I had a nice cold water wash up today. By tuesday these halls are gonna be ripe and the elevator pewwww.

 

i haven't showered since yesterda. after showering, i proceded to get drunk so i smell pretty much of booze right now. i had all day to shower, but never got around to it...and probably won't shower until tomorrow night.

 

I hear ya..........I feel the same way, but then again I love my lady's scent.

not mine though........I am ripe myself tonight...hoooooo weeee.

 

You should come and take a bath with me MissF. We've got one with lower and side air jets. It's got a button that lights the water red, totally pimped out! Bath time is fun when theres someone else to play with

 

I'm clean today but I'll keep that in mind next time

 

Black girls usually smell fine, but all black guys stink. I played high-school & college football, and in the locker room, ALL black guys smell like afro-sheen and Ben Gay.

 

I haven't had a chance to take a bath b/c I've either been partying or working. It's been about 5-6 days now. I smell like pot, sex, and probally a little like sweat. - Yuck

 

Still no bath for me...NO Hot Water Still! So does anyone ever like when your home alone or live alone with a cat, get in the shower and all of the sudden the 'noises' begin? Like I think I hear the phone, people in my apartment, knocking at the door, just all kinds of like hallucinations, it is alot worse when I am shampoo my hair. Then I get out and none of the above has really occurred?

 

you don't say

*presses the silent alarm and motions for Harry, the heavy set guard*

 

Still stinking, it's been what 15 dayz or more now. I'm still never home and I'm trying to get a new job. No one will hire me caus I stink.

 

*dumps water over your head and squirts you with dawn dish liquid!*

 

ahhh...refreshing.... can you hand me a sponge hippiefreak?