What up. This thread is here for you to take the OPPOSITE side on a political debate... For instance, if we were talking about capitalism I would explain how great of an idea I think it is... Sound like fun? Alright... let's get started. I love america. America is the greatest country in the fuckin world! If you fuck with us, we'll fuckin bomb you, we are so cool. Don't you agree? We have freedom here, if you hate america so much why dont you GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!
Like OMG what we need is MORE government!! Like what the fuck do I need privacy and freedom for?! Socialism? FUCK YEAH!!!
God bless David Rockefeller and the House of Rothschild. God bless their socialist souls. They know what's best for me and they are my daddy. I want them to love me and coddle me. I need them. I need someone to have control over my life. I might be a gullible swine because I buy into socialism, which, like capitalism, was created by the international banks. But at least I am cool because I have long hair and pride myself with a sense of open-mindedness and eurdite sophisitication that was instilled into me by the mainstream media. All I know is that I am a true individual and I feel the need to meet the standards of my liberal, socialist brethren. They are like family to me. We will change the world and install a socialist utopia for all to enjoy. I love the international bankers. The Schumann-funded Mother Jones magazine told me a one-world government is good, so it must be. The global-elite love me and want me to be happy. They are so enlightened! Socialism is good because it means you're a liberal, and liberals are open-minded because they hate wearing shoes and despise the senseless murder of livestock. Like, all I know is that socialism is the answer, and so is big government. Why can't the global-elite play even more of a role in our lives? This is why we need socialism. I feel the need to have every facet of my life controlled by the government because it's the liberal way, and Paul Simon wrote a song about it. Fuck George Bush, he is a Christian. Americans are idiots! Fuck capitalism! Even though socialism is a tool of the elite, it's still groovy because hippies told me so. Why can't we just embrace socialism and worship Gloria Steinem, even thought she was a former spy for the CIA. The New World Order is my savior! Global-government will save us all! Hail Henry Kissinger! I feel so important being such an idealistic liberal. I am so smart, and Noam Chomsky is my hero. I have read everything he has written, and determined everything he says to be the absolute truth. Osama attacked the evil Americans on 9/11 because of our foreign policy. I know because Noam told me. Noam is a professor at MIT, so he automatically knows everything about how the world functions, as do all liberal college professors. The EU will save the world. God bless Kofi and the UN. Guns are evil and they must be banned. I only trust the government to possess them because the government loves me and wants to give me free prozac so I can be happy again. It's wrong to ask serious questions because it's not politically correct. You must love and accept everyone. You must embrace liberalism, or else you are a nazi and hate black people.
Of course, the government has nothing but our best interest in mind! Why should I feel the need to defend myself, or hell even think for myself, when I could just let the government do it for me? Everything I see on the TV must be right, they wouldn't lie to us.
I totally disagree, I mean it's so cool to see the kiddies acting like fascism is back in style, they're definitly not dumb little whores also I love george bush, and capitalism, and and and and and and I hope all niggers, kykes, gooks, wops, greasers, hippies, communists, and faggots die, in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior oh yeah and I forgot to say sieg heil mein fuhrer
Cut down more trees please we need houses made out of redwood because it's much better to have than to have not. Please dump more waste into the water because it's getting boring swimming in something that's clean, I like to dodge chunks. Bigger cars are more fun than puny little cars. What we need is more throw away stuff, the landfills are looking kind of skimpy. Kill animals for fun, it's the latest sport. Get rid of them damn tree huggin pinky bastards that want to take away my rights.
I wuv capitalism. I care nothing about others who suffer because of my economic beliefs. When someone argues socialism over capitalism, i point out how socialism is responsible for all these political tragedies and how its getting rid of our 'freedom' when really its just an economic belief and I know shit about it... sometimes its hard to differentiate between a political ideology and an economic one, but who gives a fuck, im a stupid american I dont have to actually 'think'
Im a libertarian, I think all of lifes problems can be solved by PRIVATIZATION!!! Who needs meat inspection? Who gives a fuck if our companies are forcing children to do the labor... hell, im not them!! The rich white people are MORE than responsible enough to ensure that the products that they sell to us are safe. Some ppl might ask me what the difference is between libertarianism and socialism and I tellz them... Socialists want to TAKE YER FREEDOM!!! Socialists want to LIMIT YER PRIVACY!! and most importantly... TAKE YER GUNS!!! Socialism is fer dumb liberals who need to edumacate themselves and fer people who are WHORES to the god damn LIBERAL MEDIA!!>?!.., 1. Who gives a fuck about child labor. 2. Who gives a fuck if we beat those children while they labor for us. 3. If yer poor, that's yer fault... yoo must be DUMb coz i've never been poor.. 4. Oh ya and I am like ultra uber kewl an love freedom becoz i want to legalize drugs and as we always say 'u should be able to do what u want as long as its not hurting anybody' and that makes me compeltely different from any stupid liberal socialist becoz they want to do the opposite of those things?? 5. Commies are dumb, even tho i never read anything b y marx, and if I did, i was lost in a sea of long words that are too big fer me. I can be assured that the commies are after our precious bodily fluids though, and wont stop until they murder us all!!!! 6. our corporations going overseas is a good thing... sure we might pay our workers a few cents a day, beat them, and even sexually assault them... but hell. THATS A FUCKIN LIVING WAGE!! Better than having nothing!! they could save up for a month and maybe buy a 50 lb bag of rice!! Spoiled bitches! Labor laws in the US should stay in the US we dont need any of that shit overseas. 7. Communism is a utopian belief that is impossible and has never really existed, UNLIKE LIBERTARIANISM. 8. If u disagree with me ur dumb.
Guns are evil, there's no reason any law biding citizen would need to own or carry and kind of firearm.
