I would be the owner that the employees fear and try to appease, only dropping in to "see how things are going" My 2 year old would be the crazy CEO, with all the power and no idea how to actually run the company My 9 year old would be the CEO's assitant, the one that no one appreciates her hard work and that leads her to sell the company's secrets on the black market My grandma would be the black market My 6 year old would be in middle management and the office gossip, the one that gets unexpained bonuses because she secretly keeps the owner informed on who's stealing office supplies My 4 year old son would work in the mail room, late everyday, constantly on the verge of being fired, sleeping on the job, and not really giving a shit because he is related to the owner How would it be if your house was a office?
I would be the lazy but good hearted worker, and my cat would be an industrial spy. The boss woulda been something my cat made up to make me hate 'the man'.
my daughter would be the art department / interior decorator, my husband would be the travelling exec who sleeps with the secretary.....we live to support the cats.