If my house was an office

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by missfontella, Feb 27, 2005.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I would be the owner that the employees fear and try to appease, only dropping in to "see how things are going"

    My 2 year old would be the crazy CEO, with all the power and no idea how to actually run the company

    My 9 year old would be the CEO's assitant, the one that no one appreciates her hard work and that leads her to sell the company's secrets on the black market

    My grandma would be the black market

    My 6 year old would be in middle management and the office gossip, the one that gets unexpained bonuses because she secretly keeps the owner informed on who's stealing office supplies

    My 4 year old son would work in the mail room, late everyday, constantly on the verge of being fired, sleeping on the job, and not really giving a shit because he is related to the owner

    How would it be if your house was a office?
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I would be the lazy but good hearted worker, and my cat would be an industrial spy.

    The boss woulda been something my cat made up to make me hate 'the man'.
     
  3. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I'd be the corrupt CEO person like Ken Lay. :D Don't know who I'd fuck over though... :confused:
     
  4. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    oh come on people
     
  5. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I would resign. ;)
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    my daughter would be the art department / interior decorator, my husband would be the travelling exec who sleeps with the secretary.....we live to support the cats.
     
  7. bud08

    bud08 Member

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    EVERYDAY would be casual day.

    No dress code - clothing optional attire at the home office
     
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