Favorite expressions

Got any favorite expression you like to use? I've been saying, "If you lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas." I have some variations on that, but would rather not write them here

 

"cool beans"

 

fuck and goddammit!

 

"that rocks my socks off". Usually only used in typing, but I'm still amused by it.

 

"Whatever" and "Chill"

 

if you don't try, you don't fail, so just quit now.

 

"That's so cherry!" "Cherry" is my nickname so i can relate. - peace

 

Whatever creams your twinkie...............



~namaste~

 

'1986 called, they want their (insert appropriate term) back'

 

"whatever floats your boat"

"i'm going to razzle-dazzle you"

 

My favorite expression is "Very unfunny"

 

too bad so sad
save it for someone who cares
got an issue? here's a tissue.
shitballs
jebus christos
yesh©

 

cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

 

"Jesus Christwagons!" and, my own personal fave, "Let's ditch this keg-stand!" (Made it up all by me-self)

 

I usually stick to "fuck you" and "bite me, asshole"

 

"oh my fuck"
"shut up ya breeder" (when someone is rude regarding my sexuality)
"i'm sweating like a whore in church"
"i did it with gusto"
"you fuckin mother" (to my mom, endearingly of course)
"eat shit and live!!" (get it? so they can taste it?)
"**** of misery"
"quitting is for quitters.......... ..........."