What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

Mall restroom

 

Shower at the gym.
Work washroom.
Office.
While driving. My first of two full body orgasms.
In the back of the family van, too horny to wait as a hormone crazed teenager.

 

I remember in an all-boys High School that we had a class on current news and we were looking through Time magazine. There is a picture of I think Squeaky Fromme topless. I got so horny I actually went to the Boys Room pulled out my hard cock and quickly wanked into the urinal. I couldn't believe I was so stupid, a guy could have come by and caught me I would have never made it through High School!

 

But you lived to tell the tale....I bet every guy has done that....anyone? Anyone?

 

I did that a couple of times in university.

 

While driving on a lonely higher nothing for miles around.

At night in public, completely naked alma block from home. (Well, I wore sneakers)

Walking towards the beach, the trail was empty of people, places to hide if anyone happens along.

At work, behind the restaurant, A few times.

Not insane but my favorite is outdoors even if I'm just in my yard.

 

On a bus in my late teens but it wasn't really masturbating. I groped my self through my trousers until I cum

 

Great story

 

Many years ago I climbed up into a church bell tower, I could see... and be seen for miles in all directions. I was overcome with the urge to masturbate... I pulled down my pants and jerked off to a massive orgasm, wondering how many people were watching me... I hope a lot...

 

Craziest? I am not sure, but I have done it in a lot of places that are kinda crazy: my car, my office, various restrooms, outside, movie theater, on a grayhound bus. My fetish is masturbating (and having sex, but we're talking about masturbating) in places where there is a chance I could get caught. I don't try to get caught (I don't want to get caught), but I like doing it in places were there is a risk. Funny, I've only gotten caught once when doing it in a risky place, but I have gotten caught in places that shouldn't have been risky too many times to count.

 

I stood at the unguarded edge of a high rise one night and jerked off staring miles into the distance in the night sky. Maybe about 40 stories? It was absolutely amazing.

 

out into the sea, far away from the shore..
i let myslef going underwater while cumming, wonderful feeling!

 

Wearing only sneak Rand a t shirt, I walked across the driveway to my truck.
Striking and driving for maybe forty minutes before pulling off the road to cum on a paper towel.
Driving home, post orgasm was crazy. I waited a few minutes before getting out of the truck when nobody was around.
That was crazy.

 

Nothing too crazy. I masturbated a few times in the library bathroom at college. Also in my back yard.

 

Funny reading through this and realising I’ve jerked myself off in most of the same places haha. I often jerk off when I’m out fishing alone.
Nobody around for miles so occasionally get my cock out and cum on the grass or into the water.

 

Guilty I have jerked off in a friends pool , fuck I blew right under water this white constant stream came out.

 

At a secluded spot near a lake at a nudist resort.

 

So many but a few include on a bus under a blanket, a teachers office, when I happened to work at a place with a friend of my older sister and friend, in the backseat if her car I the drive home.

 

Standing on the shore on Cape Hatteras facing the Atlantic Ocean in the middle of the day.

 

570' in the air on a radio tower, while changing out a defective UHF antenna.