How do you clean up?

My first preference is to apply it on my skin like cream. Mostly on my thighs. I love the smell too.

 

I always eat my cum

 

On a plate or tablespoon and lick it clean

 

If I do it in the lounge when by myself, I have to have strong tissues and perhaps a small waterproof bag to slip the messy tissues into. Sometimes I put on a condom. I can go longer and make as much mess as I need and it's all in the condom.

 

Often just let it go where it goes. So if I'm on the couch it 3nds up on the laminate floor.

 

Usually I cum in to a tissue and I just ball it up and flush it. Recently, I've tried masturbating in my underwear which is amazing because the extra texture adds to the intensity of the orgasm. The problem is that it becomes sticky and wet so I have to change the underwear, but at least the cleanup is easy.

 

Ok, here comes some honesty. I have cum in my hand and licked it more than once. Why? I was curious the first time. Then I decided the taste wasn't bad. I masturbate for my wife and cum on a washcloth or my belly. But she's giving herself a pussy rub at the same time.

 

It would be nice to have a cum slut who would just lick up my mess but unfortunately a sock or towel.

 

If I'm heading for the shower anyway I'll quite often just lay back and fire it over myself just to see how much there is and how far it goes, lol.

 

Eat it. Cum is delicious

 

Have never masturbated in shower but in bed or on couch and when I have cum I clean fingers in my mouth and scoop cum off chest and that too goes in my mouth and I swallow it as cum should never be wasted.

 

I’ve started masturbating in to my underwear. It feels different because the fabric adds a different texture and it feels really good. I’ve started wearing underwear with an extra pouch for my penis because it makes it easier to masturbate. It’s been great at night because I can cum in my underwear and then fall asleep with no need for cleanup. In the morning I have to change underwear. It I would do that anyways.

 

I've licked my own cum for years. It works as an aphrodisiac for me.

 

I have a silky cum rag that I use. I just don’t cum into or not it, but I will wrap it around my shaft and head and stroke with it. The silkiness of it and the texture is amazing. Plus there is no cleanup. I’ll wash it every few weeks, but the smell of the dried cum can be very intoxicating while horny.

 

True about semen. I found it to be an aphrodisiac for many years. It's more powerful than you think.

 

With my horniness and a sexless wife, I often need to pump out my frustration. I often use a condom. I can enjoy pulling off in the morning when I'm up early, and just shoot into the condom and not make a mess to clean up. I don't need to worry about come getting on the floor or the sofa. If that's too obvious I use a sandwich bag and paper towel. It doesn't look too suspicious in the garbage.

 

Not too long ago I had to sleep is a common area about 5 days, so not a good situation to be masturbating in. There was a box of latex gloves and I found some left over lube in my suitcase. Well hell! I went to the bathroom and had a great release and no clean up. Just unloaded into the glove and through it away.

 

Good old jack rag

 

Eat it sometimes if I am super horny. Other times, use tissues or a towel.

 

My wife keeps 2 or 3 cum rags in her nightstand drawer, it works for us