The most American response to school shootings imaginable. Next we'll offer pre-filled-out toe tags just to streamline the process. My Child Brought Home This Horrifying Pamphlet From School. I'm Furious — And You Should Be Too.
What's all this I hear about America attacking balloons? What's next? Cotton Candy? How will clowns and circuses function without balloons? - Emily Litella
This is the culmination of hundreds of years of American Capitalism, Endless Greed, Ceaseless Narcissism, Loud Mouth Self-righteousness, Shameless Propaganda, Racism and Misogyny, Criminality and Elitism.
