How did you meet your spouse?

One of my co-workers was going thru a rather nasty divorce, but he managed to keep his sense of humor. Still remember him saying the next time he finds himself wanting to get married, he was going to go find a big fat woman he hates, and buy her a house

 

We met through CB Radio. Back in those days of gas shortages and highway speeds at 55 the advent of using the CB by truckers to warn of impending speed traps up ahead spawned the CB craze. Being I was electronically savvy I began selling CB radios and antennas. I was invited to join a CB club and thought it would be good for a few sales. I sold a base station and antenna to my spouses parents and the club gathered together to install it. They fucked it up and it didn't work. My future MIL called me wanting money back but I convinced her to let me look at it. When I showed up my future spouse answered the door. There stood this fresh out of high school voluptuous red head beauty standing there. I stammered that I was there to look at the radio and she let me in. As I worked we chatted and found really didn't have much in common. The next week I called to see how the repairs were working out and she answered. AS we chatted again I took the chance to see if she had seen a popular movie at the time. She said no and accepted a date to see the movie. We went and it was so much fun we planned another date the following evening. That also went great. Great enough that we've been together ever since.

 

At a sex party

 

She got a recommendation for a massage with me and booked for a tantric massage. After several massage appointments we started dating. Quickly realised we had a lot in common. Started living together not long after that.

 

Yep, weysally, very true. My wife, before we met, was 27, still virginal with no experience with males, not even making out. A guy at her work started paying attention to her and she reacted as a teenager might have, getting jealous that he saw other girls. Went to his apartment one day and told him to de-virginalize her. He started coming over after their shift at night, fucking her then usually leaving. Never took her out or anything. This went on for two years and he fucked her over 200 times, including anal. Then dumped her. So I verrrry slowly approached her, took her to a movie, glass of wine, meet my friends, etc. We were exclusive for four years, fucked like rabbits, got preggers and married. Been that way 37 years now.

Of course, the chemical they put in wedding cake kinda took care of most of the physical things. Dammit.

 

And the delayed final dose is timed to hit at about 50...

 

After Jane visited London and hated the place, she took a part time job at one of our theaters to save up for her return fare to Ireland.
She was furious with me, for using the follow spot when she had to sell the ice creams, dazzling her and causing her to trip over and drop the ice creams everywhere.
I calmed her down and she is still here 47 years later.

 

It did.....

 

Interesting time release on that...New No Sex Drive XL.....by Pfizer....

 

My wife was with a football teammate of mine at a church youth function. We purposely ran into each other every day at school the next week. We were 15 at the time. Then she asked me to be her date to a "Sadie Hawkins" dance where girls invite boys. We married when we were 22.

 

first met my future wife through a lady i worked with .. over the years our friendship grew .... we were both on the bridal party for the lady i worked with and we became closer .. i was in a 5 year relationship with another lady but we started seeing each other .. long story short we have been married for 32 years

 

At my friend's wreck! He was the tow truck driver!

 

Wow I started reading through this because I could have wrote the first sentence. After school we both married other people and then divorced. She happened to live across the street from where I worked at a park and would bring her kid there to play. Our friendship rekindled for 4 years then she got divorced. We have now been married for 30 years.

 

Got out of the service and got a job where I met and worked with her.
I should have stayed in the service longer.

 

We were Street racing and my best friend wrecked her car and he was the wrecker driver!
I paid him with beer and then we went out!
Been married 48 years!