How to ask for sex (wrong answers only) game.

I need a drink, mind if I take it from the tap? (while grabbing his package)

 

Love it!!

 

I suck at this game, as a woman there seems to be little I could say that won't work, lol

 

Ha! ha!!

You’re doing well!


Mine take…do you think I could have you?

 

Tighten all the jar lids in the kitchen.
She'll have to talk to you eventually.

 

Wrong answers only, remember. lol

 

Wanna go for a “ride”?

 

Voulez-vous a couche Avec moi

Simon

 

I used "Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir" once as a joke. I knew her reasonably well (hence the thought I could joke with her) but I gulped with surprise when she said 'Yes' and I then thought she was turning the 'joke' on me.
She wasn't. She had hoped for a while that we would get together. We went to her place. Still friends and we know each other better.

 

“Please?”

 

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. Can I have a sip?

 

You look cold, let me light your fire

 

(Wiggles eyebrows up and down with eyes wide) GROOM YOUR POODLE??

 

Are you a cowboy? I'm trying to save a horse.

 

I like tacos would you allow me to show you how much?

 

Grandma , just so you know , my boyfriend thinks you're really hot. [context; 1st day of family visit last July]

 

It’ll only take a minute!

 

I know how to improve your complexion

 

KNOCK, KNOCK: "Excuse me ...do you have a moment to learn more about, Fellatio?"

 

I’m not a gynaecologist but I will take a look.