hair dryer voices are okay, quite benevolent actually...it's the vaccuum cleaner voices that you gotta really steer the fuck clear of...
Your hair dryer is trying to tell you that it feels left out. It probably just wants to take a bath with you.
vaccuum voices. aahhh. The hair dryer voices. Well, I here voices when Im running water. What about those? lol
well, the running water voices, if you listen closely, are telling you to pee on your carpet (a message subliminally AND consciously re-inforced by the cult-classic movie, The Big Lebowski)...which is a ruse to try get you to rent one of those do-it-yourself carpet shampoo machines...please, dear god, in the name of all that is holy, DO NOT tune in to the voices that are coming from those rentable carpet cleaners. The only thing that can remove the psychic pee-stain of opening yourself to that level of malevolence is our proprietary Photo-radionics/ceremonial magick software which hasn't even been released yet, but some of the details can be found here: www.divinerealms.net
that one "harmless little recreation" alone tagged you as a control nexus for psychotic-dreamworld-voice-vibrations of the most hideous sort. The only way to undo it (that ill-fated tagging) is to play the star spangled banner BACKWARDS, without any rehearsal or mistakes, on the same forklifts that you used before...all of 'em. If you don't feel like undoing it, I suggest you buy yourself a black cape and a skull ring, because you are slated to do the bidding of some Galactic demons who make little old solar-level Satan look like a snotty clerk at a shoe store. Or, you can simply view the following animation a few times, which will integrate it all back into a fun, easily manageable flavor of Evil: http://www.divinerealms.net/Radionic%20Photonic%20Reiki.htm
