just a fun little competition for you

I'll never feel the same in the produce aisle again......

 

Hah sorry about that

 

I know I will be thinking about you what you did with your veggies and I will definitely look at bananas differently now wow what a woman you are jade

 

Oh, I will definitely be smiling, especially by the carrots.

 

I got off this morning before I got up- just a regular ol' jerk off that always feels good. But, I did something I'd never done a while ago.
I left a doctor appointment and went to my car in the lot, right along a walkway into the building. Quite a few folks coming and going, but I decided to just feel my cock thru my pants for a few minutes because it just appealed to me. Soon I hardened up and was rubbing with a bit of vigor, so I decided to let it out and try to finish right there. So when I finished I didn't know if anyone spotted me or not since I'd closed my eyes at some point and didn't have a clue whether I'd provided a 'show' or not. Very exited about it of course, and something to try again if a chance comes up.

 

risky, naughty, i likeit

 

Well I drove around in my machine at work today stroking myself it was risky and felt great

 

Thats great, risky is good

 

I dont have much time today for something conplex so im just gonna revosit one of my old methods. I used to hump pillows alot when i was younger but once i started squirting it wasnt worth the cleaning. My fave thing was heating up on of those hot packs and putting it in there so it was really warm. Besides im washing the sheets anyways today

 

Hopefully it was a humping good time

 

it was great, just that warmth was so <3 such a shame i cant do it often because of the mess

 

I'd love to see it Jade. Sounds so very erotic and hot. Today I wanted to try another public car jerk. Thought my gym would be an interesting place but it didn't work out. I got comfy and began, up to the point my hardness was going to get let out all of a sudden there were folks coming and going- sometimes in groups and pausing to chat and .......... well, I was so busy keeping an eye on what they were up to that I just plain deflated. When things quieted down it was no go. Maybe a weekday would work out better. But, I'd still like to watch you at your pleasure. Do you masturbate with others?

 

that sounds sadening maybe theres a sneakyier way to do it, hidden vibrators work for me

 

Groan

 

Well I tried the tuck my cock between my thighs and push it back and forth something I haven’t done since I was a teen. It felt great and I came quick

 

I do that and it makes me cum super fast

 

my aborted attempt wasn't sad at all- still pretty exiting and instructive. I will do this again to see if I can attract a single viewer who may (or may not) join me. where we go from that point is a new adventure. looking forward to it soon.

 

Well I went out on my back deck in just my robe and started to stroke myself but it was to cold so I moved inside and stood at my window and kept stroking till I came it was exhilarating

 

The excitement of 'almost' getting caught is decidedly exhilarating isn't it? In my car I was thrilled to be exposed in a way the passerby might see me wth my cock in hand and shirt raised to tweak my nipple. Were you totally nude- I wasn't of course.

 

I'll share one of my long time favorite 'methods' / inventions. I've always had a fetish for different textures so when my ex bought a pair of those extra fluffy socks and I felt it, I knew right away I had to slide my cock in it! By itself it feels pleasant enough but I discovered if I put it inside a large diameter plastic cup and wrap the sock opening around the outside of the cup opening it holds the fluffy sock open enough that it's not too tight. The soft/delicate tickle of the sock as I slide my cock in and out is intensely stimulating, I can hold myself at the edge for a ridiculous amount of time.

These are safe for work pics of the invention:
Explore January 7, 2024
Explore January 7, 2024