Taking a piss without holding your dick

You should try it when you are a guy; also put on some nice, rythmic music and shake your ass whilst not holding your dick if you are taking a piss.

Love, bird.

 

see now that's what's fun about being a guy

 

Cleaning the bathroom?
What do you mean?

 

Did you get any on you, Bird?

 

Well in all honesty, I can say that I've already taken a piss without holding my dick. I can also honestly say that I've never put on some nice rhythmic music to shake my ass to in fear of pissing all over myself.

 

I think this dude needs a hobby.

 

I think that is his hobby.


I piss w/ no hands all the time while I'm drunk. But it's usually because I need both hands to hold myself up while I aim the fuckin' thing.

 

lol @ Adam

 

i suggest you make a video of this to make sure everyone is using the proper "bird" techniques......

 

What about pissing handsfree in public. I recall years ago passing a several young men of my age who were drinking beer and ribbing each other loudly as one does at that age when one suddenly pulled his dick from his jeans and pissed where he stood in front of his mates, with his beer still in his hand. It was all over very quickly.

 

I have only done this when peeing OUTSIDE where I didnt care where the pee went..

Otherwise I do hold it........

 

It does feel nice to pee without a hand directing where the pee goes. But I also like to touch my penis whenever I get a chance.

when I am out bike riding, I usually pull my cycling shorts down with one hand and pee without touching my penis. Occasionally, I’ll get pee on the tires of my bike but that’s ok.

 

that and swinging it around in a circle...