Set the record straight

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by God, Jun 7, 2004.

  1. God

    God Member

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    Okay, I am the real 'God' user, and this '-God-' guy is impostering me. Back in the old forums, my old user screen name was Muscles598. There you have it.
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Are you trying to tell me there is more than one God you polytheistic heathen in need of conversion and forced rebirth.
     
  3. God

    God Member

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    Hahaha, never
     
  4. -GOD-

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    god -

    Do not take your God's name in vain.

    If you'd liketh a job in my organization, it can be arrangedeth.

    BUT...

    If thou try to get a cut of my gross on my Christians... There hath no Hell like the fury of a God who's mad like a female on her period.
     
  5. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I feel like this must be the middle east with these 2 gods fighting!

    I am the stronger gods side, kill the weaker one, then laugh as he dies.
     
  6. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    well the god who started this thread seems a little more appoachable, so providing you don't start talking gibberish i approve.
    also i reckon that the true go doesn't need to lines at ethier side of his name

    S
     
  7. -GOD-

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    Hath I need of lines next to my name?

    NO.

    Doth Las Vegas need lines to advertise crap tables?

    NO.

    BUT...

    It looks good.
     
  8. God

    God Member

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    hey, i was mistaken. -God- aint so bad. He (or she) is actually pretty funny.
    LONG LIVE GODS!!!!
     
  9. -GOD-

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    Doth God is content to see that you have chosen thy path of light.

    I will send you ONE apple to show just how happy I am.
     
  10. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    I am soooooooooooooooooo confused!
     
  11. -GOD-

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    Confused?

    Tis normal. Mysteries of Faith are not to be understood but only believed. Just like these 100$ rebate coupons when your buy a Ford.
     
  12. -Jesus-

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    Don't quit your day job, Father.
     
  13. -GOD-

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    Thou are back?

    Didn't hath I send you to pick up your room? Tis not normal to hath all these nails lying around - you know doth have this fear these things... Nails, fly paper, velcro. Doth had you better things to do than to plague Holy Daddy?
     
  14. gesone

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    Ha, ha, ha! You two are one of a kind! :rolleyes:
     
  15. God

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    Yes, two gods, two brothers. Hey -God-, you aint bad man. At first, I didn't believe. Now, I do. I praise you, holy father. I am your son, and you are the father.
     
  16. HoneySuckleBlue

    HoneySuckleBlue Cosmic Artist

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    What just happened here?? You're brothers then you're his offspring...I think the two of you should chicken fight for supremacy!

    I can only bow down to one of you.
     
  17. -GOD-

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    Thy child is back to thy Father.

    Know that daddy doesn't like bickering and fighting. If thy Father did, he'd simply go watch some old cunts at bingo night, fighting and swearing.
     
  18. God

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    oh, you dirty **** you.
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    dammit. i have to spread the love before i give either god any more good comments.
     
  20. Ginge

    Ginge Ye Olde Member

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    I prefer this thread-starter God.
     

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