I suck at the plots:

These witches eat what we eat... They are warriors...
They are WOMAN goddess, plus something I can't define...

 

Yeah, but if the croc doesn't kill you, you'll be lucky if it doesn't take a piece of you with it. I'd prefer not to take that chance. The ride's nothing I can't have in my own head, and fucking around with deities is as dumb as it sounds.

Christianity is just a red herring though. Religion pales in comparison with faith. The Mark inside... you can't beat it. If someone's been touched, truly, they are infallable, flawless. Nothing you do or say can hurt them, because they belong only to themselves.

 

cosmicbrat: what the FUCK are you talking about, and what the HELL does this have to do with writing plot???



and as for the witches... i'm not even going to bother.

 

I didn't like to ask, he seemed to be having such a good time.

 

You can't just do this stuff in your head... Then all you got was a silly useless dream... Bye bye.

 

Have some sex. Please. With anyone, I don't care. Just do it now, and don't post again until you've finished.

 

bend over darlin...

 

I am perma-lubed and ready.

Seriously kitten, don't come back until you've spaffed the whole of your load onto the face of some unsuspecting hussy. I HAVE SPOKEN!

 

This is the best thread I have ever EVER read!

 

so tell me more about these witches, cosmicbrat. i've heard a lot about witches, and they seem to be a popular topic for writers in my genre, but i've never heard anything like what you're saying about them. i must not have traveled in the right Circles. please enlighten me.

 

all these fucking words, plots settings scenes stages scenarios characters, bla bla bla bla bla. this is all just people wanting to be writers but finding some shit to bitch about, something to blame the cold air that flows from them when they want creations to be made. quit thinking with your fucking brain, man and write from the fucking heart. the plot, the words, all that shit will take care of itself. if not, kill yourself. like i keep saying, you motherfuckers need to read "Gifted Disabilities" by Justin blackburn on www.booksurge.com and i wouldn't be saying this so frequently and talking down to you people like your fucking preschoolers, but that's what you sound like. boo hoo i cant do this boo hoo i'm to sticky to bla bla bla. boo hoo, my watermelon got dirt on it mommy, now i'm going to kill myself. either kill yourself or don't either write something worth a shit and let me read it, or don't write shit and dont make me read your dirty itchy asshole whiny self conscious fuckshit. this whole forum's a bunch of whiny little shits. if you people would get over your human bodies, we could all discuss silence or something. you know, we could ride waves together and not teach each other how to swim.

 

Post some of your own writing. It'd better be fucking spectacular.

 

Considering his vocabulary is limited to the words fucking and shit, without being unkind(as he/she obvioulsy is) I strongly doubt we'll see any awe inspiring writing, but we've witnessed this sort of aggressive and uncalled-for behaviour before and no doubt we'll see it again.

 

oh i get it. you forgot to take your ritalin. ok. gotcha.

wait a minute...i'm a little confused. are we still talking about a science that is not science and sexual threesomes with mindforms and tiger-shapeshifting witches? ok, i guess it makes sense in that context then.

i think we scared of cosimicbrat. too bad. i was hoping to get a chance to eat his sinews.

 

He wants everyone to write like Bukowski and whoever the lamewad he's plugging is. I wouldn't let it worry you. At least cosmicbrat was mildly entertaining.

 

you don't suppose he could be cosmicbrat? look at his join date, and his undirected, self-absorbed, disjointed writing style, and the date of cosmicbrat's last post. i suspect he got peeved that we allowed him to make himself look like an idiot, went back and edited away some of his embarrassingly rambling posts (or did the moderator do that?), and then came back under a different name to take out his humiliation by posting ADHD-angst-driven verbal abuse all over the forum. couldn't he get banned for that, posting twice in the same thread under different names?

 

Dunno, but he's blatantly an e-teamer for that Gifted Disabilities thing. Pretty much every post he made was an advert. Still, it was a bit of excitement for a little while.

 

if that was our idea of excitement, i'd say we all need to get laid.

 

its really funny how you people take some broad ideas i put out there and turn them into these fucking personal attacks on what books i read, what books i'm pushing, and what you assume you know about me. somebody wrote some shit and i fucking told you what i thought about it, if you can't handle negative criticism, don't put your shit in a public forum. and my use of curse words? that's a fucking joke right? do they bother you? do itchy touchy feely little words hurt your little human emotions? are your feeeeelings making you feel funny? come one. vocabulary? this is ridiculous.

oh yeah, what's an e-teamer? yeah, i'm pushing the shit out of "gifted disabilities" why don't you get your hands on a copy and then judge, buddy.

and junior high? ha. you people throw up these walls of defense like i'm really in your face. you're all looking at a computer screen. you are all looking at a computer screen. junior high. come on. who had to bring education into this? what a sick fucking art joke

 

and i just read some more of you guys' cries for help. you know, this dude puts up some shit about having trouble with plot and i tell him straight up what the fuck's going on with plot. it's bullshit. i mean if you're going to bitch about something, don't think somebody's not going to smack you back into reality- "quit bitching!" i mean you guys quit living in this fairy tale dream computer and start getting real with each other. you can all do anything. the time it takes you to sit there and post a message saying your bones hurt cause you can't write a plot, you could be writing some good shit that has no plot whatsoever. they are no rules in art and you're trying to put them on their. you're trying to box something in. and the ritalin statement. come on guys, ritalin? at least call my mother a whore or something. ritalin. i mean really, is this a fucking playground? are we little boys and girls? "he forgot to take his ritalin! he forgot to take his ritalin! he's a dumb head, he looks like doo doo." i mean come on guys. let's all be human here. i mean, i'm just telling this dude to let go of all these notions of plot and what not and let his voice come through the speakers. if that hurt you i'm really sorry, but i'm used to dealing with real people who can push their emotions aside when it comes to realistic conversation.

i guess i'm just an alien. read "gifted disabilities" www.booksurge.com