Desperate 30 second dan

My friend (wow.... maybe not anymore) Dan is so desperate to fool around. and im not even sure if its just to fool around with me. i think its ANYONE. I told him I slept with Chris (discohippiedude), and he was like "try me.." blah blah blah. Hah...
There was more to the conversation, but i had switched SNs temporarily and lost it. Last night when i told him i was going to log off so I could hump Chris, he was like "would you ever consider doing that with another one of your friends???" Hah! He wants me to show him my boobs too
Poor Dan. I kinda feel sorry for him. Hah, he was like "try new things.. blah blah. i could be the best." Lord...

Castiggi (6:47:02 PM): lemme check something
Castiggi (6:47:04 PM): brb
acetonephish (6:47:04 PM): it wont show u as online on any other sn
acetonephish (6:55:20 PM): just so ya know
acetonephish (6:55:25 PM): chris is my only fuck buddy
Castiggi (6:55:36 PM): y
Castiggi (6:55:49 PM): afraid to try new things?
acetonephish (6:56:15 PM): nope. hes just good at it and we're cool like that
Castiggi (6:57:44 PM): he, may be good, but what if you could have better
Castiggi (6:57:54 PM): or "awesome"
acetonephish (6:58:29 PM): HES the best
Castiggi (6:58:51 PM): you never know, untill you try
acetonephish (6:59:21 PM): how bigs yer dick
Castiggi (6:59:31 PM): 6"
acetonephish (7:00:10 PM): hes bigger
Castiggi (7:00:20 PM): ho much
acetonephish (7:00:31 PM): hes 8"
Castiggi (7:00:42 PM): shit
Castiggi (7:00:56 PM): hey, its not the size that matters
Castiggi (7:01:01 PM): and im serious
Castiggi (7:01:11 PM): ...its how you his the spot
acetonephish (7:01:42 PM): you aint gettin' w/ me boi
Castiggi (7:01:52 PM): i see that
Castiggi (7:02:07 PM): but im having fun trying
Castiggi (7:02:08 PM): lol
acetonephish (7:03:04 PM): well, chris and i have fun and you arent getting my fun
Castiggi (7:03:51 PM): u kno, you could turn a straight man gay
acetonephish (7:04:15 PM): so youre confessing?
Castiggi (7:04:20 PM): no
Castiggi (7:04:51 PM): im saying...for someone like "me"...you should help me be more straight
Castiggi (7:05:05 PM): and talling me off is not helping
Castiggi (7:05:35 PM): maybe i am insecure
Castiggi (7:05:46 PM): im not attracted to guys
acetonephish (7:05:48 PM): haha. you want me to sleep with you so i make sure youre straight?
Castiggi (7:06:11 PM): not sleep with me, im saving that for marrage
Castiggi (7:06:25 PM): just idn "mess around"
acetonephish (7:07:23 PM): i get enough from chris
acetonephish (7:09:51 PM): ..............................................
Castiggi (7:09:57 PM): sorry
Castiggi (7:10:06 PM): talkin to 2 other people
acetonephish (7:10:11 PM): w0w
acetonephish (7:14:15 PM): SO
Castiggi (7:14:28 PM): gimme a minute
Castiggi (7:15:54 PM): hey gotta go, sorry
acetonephish (7:16:01 PM): k bye
Castiggi signed off at 7:16:41 PM.


What sucks is I have to see him tomorrow. ::Barf:: PS. I was not curious as to how big his size was. Ehemm, i wanted him to get freaked out and leave me alone.

 

Yeah me and Shelly did make love and dan also wants to watch but hes also a love sick puppy and a little feminant.

 

This is too much like reality TV.

 

I know right Dan is a FAT HEAD

 

That's a bit pathetic.

 

Tell him you only sate castratis. See how far hell go for ya.

 

ehh?

 

Date I mean... 'd' and 's' are so close.

 

6 inches... haha... you're gonna make him *** himself. ... ....

 

who wants a picture of desperate Dan, eh??
I shoulda saved the picture of him without his shirt on

 

Pretty.

 

how sad.



even yer ma aint that desperate.

 

good thing im not dan...his hair is short and geled, bleh...

 

hhaha. dan was being an asshole today
he was SO pissed off at me. Hes SO FUCKING JEALOUS. Hahaha, i swear to god. Then he started bad-mouthing me and was like "oh, well, shellys disgusting. she was even doing shit w/ him while talking to me online."
Hah, I'M disgusting, yet hes the one who repeatedly attempted to get me to agree to engage in sexual activities with him. RIIIGHT.

What a lard-ass.
Mahahah, before third period he stopped by at my locker and was talking to Holly, and trying to make me sound like a whore and crap. But I just walked away as fast as I could. lmfao

 

That shelly... what a whore she is....

 

oh seriously... he could make a better attempt. there's two ways to get sex as far as i'm concerned. there's the subtle, romantic way that is the build up of a relationship - that's my favourite way - it always feels better. then there's the type where you just go "fuck me" and it happens. if it don't happen, there isn't much convincing you can do.

 

meh... he's desperate.. you should gift him sex toys.

 

hhahaaah

 

What... you think I'm joking?

 

all i can really say here is HAH!!!!!

oh god that boy is very sad.....he's truely pathetic. especially that hair. sheesh.