The Donald Trump Score Card

They sure don't look like Trump's downtrodden, forgotten people.

 

Meet The Billionaires Attending Trump’s Inauguration: Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos And More
Mary Whitfill Roeloffs
Forbes Staff
Jan 15, 2025,12:40pm EST

Trump’s Inauguration Will Feature These Billionaires: Musk, Zuckerberg And More

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"The world’s three wealthiest people are set to attend: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos (worth $235.3 billion according to Forbes’ estimates) and Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg ($212.6 billion) will reportedly be seated together on the inauguration dais alongside Elon Musk ($429.8 billion), the Tesla CEO, world’s richest person and presidential confidant who spent over a quarter of a billion dollars to help Trump win November's election."

 

Trump selects former Space Force commander to pursue anti-DEI agenda in military.

Trump has selected unqualified, anti-woke Hegseth to head the Pentagon.


Former Space Force commander nominated to serve as Air Force undersecretary: President-elect Donald Trump

 

A whole stadium full of Buffalo Bills fans will make them look like little girls tomorrow night as they do most weekends.

Macho Trump supports will freeze their asses off sitting in a tree to shoot a deer without a second thought.

He learned the hard way how bad it looked when his first inauguration was poorly attended and doesn’t want a repeat.

 

Kid Rock is upset about it. He thinks Pelosi is obligated to attend as a show of respect.

 

From CBS news.

The official 2025 Trump presidential portrait.


Official portraits of Trump, Vance released ahead of inauguration


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It may look artificial but it's the official portrait.

Poor, harsh lighting.

Trump apparently was trying to reproduce the scowl on his face of his Georgia mugshot.


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The scowl of adolescent 'Charlie X' of Star Trek when he was having one of his tantrums might have been a better facial expression for Trump to emulate for his presidential protrait.

During the episode, Charlie used his special powers repeatedly to make people disappear every time he didn't get along with someone, which was just about everyone.


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Good. Small crowd. Trump will be quite pissed about it. Good!

 

Smh…….

 

Trump sells everything!

 

Kinda looks like the Mgushot. No?

 

Rapper Nelly will perform at Trump's inauguration festivities.

Other performers include Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldean, Rascal Flatts, and the Village People.

 

Including selling himself to the highest bidders (ultra-billionaires and world dictators).

 

Other potential Trump presidential portraits that were discarded for not being sufficiently silly.


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They also made his hands much too big and forgot the ear bandage.


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The towering bronze monument of Trump is reminiscent of the Twilight Zone episode 'The Little People'.

Two human space travelers discovered a colony of people the size of ants on a planet.

The little people built a monument of the human astronaut who discovered them, only to be abused by him. The astronaut went pathological after realizing how much power he had over them (only to be crushed himself accidentally by another pair of visiting space travelers who were giants compared to him).

The little people ended up toppling the monument they had built to honor him.


The Little People (The Twilight Zone) - Wikipedia


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The astronaut who went insane in that episode had a facial expression the same as Trump at his rallies.


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In today's world, Rod Serling wouldn't even have to write the scripts.

 

Remember when GW Bush seemed like a boob?