DUI Checkpoint Blues - Blowing Numbers at Your Behest

Have you ever lured someone into driving home when they were drunk?

What about helped antagonize a person into a state of rage where they had the logical response to violence?

I've got a special one... What about worn a tube top that someone could have pulled down? I like the tube top example, but maybe it works better as a question about a lap dance.

A lap dance... That takes me back. Did you know that prostitution sucks?

That's not really the same thing.

Or baited someone you knew had drugs or alcohol into using at a time that would get them into trouble, give them a bad trip, or miss work, arrive stoned, or otherwise flunk an exam?

If the answer is yes, congratulations!

 

Prostitution is about as cool as Professor Zygote or losing your hair; losing your hair is completely stupid. Not 100% on Professor Zygote, but consensual sex is fun; as long as you're willing to stop when you said you would.

Did you know that hitting someone with a car is only manslaughter? You do like 5 years for involuntary... Perhaps that's why they have a DUI checkpoint.

 

The weekend is here!

I wonder if the internet has a statistic about when DUI checkpoints are more common.

 

According to Gemini AI, per my query: "When are DUI checkpoints most common on average?"

Gemini:

DUI checkpoints are most commonly set up on weekends, particularly Friday and Saturday nights, and during holiday periods when impaired driving is statistically more likely to occur, usually in the evening and late-night hours; this is because these times typically see increased social gatherings and alcohol consumption.

 

With so many articles featuring graffiti lately, in particular of abandoned buildings but also basic run of the mill graffiti I think it bears considering...

Have you ever lured someone in terms of vandalism? Perhaps to vandalize something you knew would cost a lot to repair?

The criminal charge for vandalism in my state holds a mean penalty and can become a felony after a significant amount of money, but less than $1,000 and holding a stiff jail sentence.

 

What is this thread?

 

it is very incongruent, and in Hip News?