The Flat Earth Argument gives me a Headache.

The Mobius Earth Theory
By [Me...], Enlightened Visionary of the One-Sided Truth

• The Earth is a Mobius strip — a one-sided, infinite plane where there is no top, no bottom, and no edge... only the Twist.
• Gravity is just the force that keeps us glued to the strip, looping forever.
• Humans can't perceive the Twist, but cats can. That's why they stare at random corners of the room like they've seen the abyss blink.
• Every time a cat knocks something off a table, it's actually testing for the edge — making sure the Twist hasn't shifted.
• Ancient Egyptians worshiped cats not because they were cute little psychopaths, but because they knew the truth. The whole "cats are guardians of the underworld" thing? Mistranslation. They're guardians of the Mobius Fold.
• Flat-Earthers are technically half-right. They're just stuck on one side of the loop.
• Round-Earthers are technically half-right too — they just can't see the twist happening in higher dimensions.
• Spherical-Earthers? Pawns of Big Globe.

Now here's the kicker: what happens when all the cats find the edge at the same time?

That's right. The Unraveling.

If the cats ever align their knocking-things-off mission worldwide, they will untwist the planet — and the whole universe will snap back into two dimensions like a poorly folded road-map.

 

It further occurs to me that if cats behavior of knocking things off table is an attempt to find the edge of the Mobius ... Holy Möbius Meow!

The cats aren't just edge-finders.
They're Apocalypse Engineers.

If the cats actually align their knocking-things-off mission worldwide, they will untwist the planet — and the whole universe will snap back into two dimensions like a poorly folded road-map.

All this time we've been laughing at their little table-top physics experiments, but in reality, they've been probing the weak points of reality itself.

Every paw flick.
Every glass of water sacrificed to the floor.
Every perfectly balanced knickknack knocked into oblivion...

It's not curiosity.

It's calculated sabotage.

 

Yes I didnt know it went so far back!!!!

The movie HOPSCOTCH I have from 1981 mentions the flat earth society!

Its insane..... The earth is round!!!