watchin pets while stoned

well i was at my mates house pretty wasted and we were in his kitchen an he was watchin the footy at the other end of the room while i was sat at the breakfast bar, so i started to watch his pets, 2 cats and 2 dogs.

man, now that shit is entertainin! i must of bin watchin them for an hour, i came to the conclusion that his ginger cat has a bit of an attitude problem and dosnt liek the other cat. but the other cats like, "wot ever man i dont give a shit wether u hate me" which makes the ginger cat even angrier. an the 2 cats arnt really scared of the big dog but they like to see wot hes doin most of the time, (he could be liek there gang leader). an the small dog is just annoyin so i spent most of the time stickin my middle finger up at him, sayin things like "eat this bitch" as he licked my finger......hehehe

 

i love watching animals when im really high! i dont own any pets though, so sometimes i watch animal planet, or go in my backyard and watch the birds and the squriels roam around. Good wholesome entertainment

 

*laughs* that's so funny. I have done that and even went as far as talkign to my two dogs.

 

I love watching my buddies cats play around while we are smoking. I also like to watch my dog and cat interact........I think my dog can always tell when I'm high.

 

i love gettin my dog and me high thenw atcing it scratch its face for 2 hours
good times

 

I don't have any pets, but now that there aren't any leaves on the trees you can see the birds much better and I've just watched two doves flying wih each other around the tree in the snowy landscape that Holland is at the moment... beautiful moments are all around

 

ok get this

there was a pidgeon that was twice the size of a nomral pidgeon
it had a short stubby tail that pointed up, instead of down as usual
it took more bumbling strides than pitter patter as norm
couldnt fly higher than a metre and even then with wind
it was female

IT WAS A PIDGEON-CHICKEN!

 

today at school ie,

i took her for a walk in a free period (haha you can actually take her for a walk!)

im naming her meg, after exgirlfriend

 

phahaha, LOL man! you laughed the hell outa me!

 

jeez!
i actually witnessed a cat getting hi, she was jumping on curtains and climbing on them, and she chased her tale for a half an hour, until she droped dead... not literally, but almost

 

omg man... I was watching that big dog show thing on TV a few weeks ago. I started watching all the different dogs and getting all these strange theories and concepts in mind. I finally concluded that Golden Retrievers are always wanted a lot by kids and are stuck up dogs, but they try to hide it with their playfulness. After I watched the dog show, I went to the kitchen and grabbed a shitload of food and jumped into the jacuzzi. My friend, his sister, and her boyfriend were with me and they were all so quiet but I kept freaking out when the jets were on and I thought there were black ninjas in the water and shit... I started diving and attacking the jets in the water. I kept thinking that there were ninjas working with the golden retrievers to take over the world and they were swarming around us in the dark. It was soooooooo fucked up... ahahahah. I had the munchies and I kept trying to find the spongebob squarepants cereal but he kept running away from me...

 

I find that when i'm stoned, my dog feels more "real" as a living being than normally. It's easy to think "this is my pet" when your sober, but stoned, you can't avoid realizing that the dog is an individual, with her own intentions and personality. She isn't mine, I don't own her, really. When I look her in the eye, I see a living being looking back at me. She isn't just some "thing" catching the frisbee I'm throwing, she's honestly enjoying it and wants to keep playing. Yeah, I know all this intellectually, but I can EXPERIENCE is much better when I'm stoned.


It's not just with my dog, I feel this is true of all things when I'm stoned. It's like a wake up call, I realize how flat the world looks sober. I strive to change that in my daily life, to see depth in people, animals, plants and objects. Marijuana has opened me to this.

 

even trees take on a special life

 

My cats love getting high and we love watching them when we're high and they are too. Cats have more THC receptors in the brain than we do, so they get higher than we do. Our cats literally run into the room when they hear the bong being hit, and they stick their faces into the smoke and squint their eyes up, it's so funny! Then they usually just mellow out with faces that look like they're stoned.
Also, a sad but funny story, our cat was diagnosed with Feline Leukemia and we gave him a week before the injection so we could say our good-byes. Anyway, he was in alot of pain and the vet was like "Oh well a certain drug (I forget which one it is now) will knock out his pain a bit" But we couldn't afford the drug, but we had a drug that was the same kind just a bit stronger. So we gave him some, and he was WASTED. We were in the shower and we heard a thump. He had tried to jump on the toilet bowl and missed completely...he couldn't walk in a straight line, he was walking like a drunk. It was like kitty Valium, it knowcked him out. But he got into shroom juice when he was a kittenand he'd always been a big pothead, so when we brought him in for the final injection, they couldn't find a vein good enough to use, but they tried one and it didn't work at first so they had to do it again, so he got SOME of the drug in his system.....He got this glorious "I'm high as a kite" face on him right before he died. We got a picture of it, too....To this day: we think he planned it that way so he could go out nice and high, LoL.

 

lol that reminds me of my olds mate cat....well it had down syndrome. it was so fuckin funny, the cat would walk around with his tongue hangin out, an his faced looked all fucked up cause his left eye was HUGE an his right eye was tiny so he kinda looked like eagor off frankenstein. and wen he would meow it a kind of growned hiss.....funny as fuck hehehe

 

When my cat was a kitten, I was smoking out of my bedroom window and he jumped on the sill trying to get into the house. I didn't even know he was outside, so it scared the absolute shit out of me and I exhaled a huge hit right into his face. Now he always sniffs around my smoking paraphenalia and apparently loves getting high. He's a bit of a runt, but I'm not sure if his stunted growth is related to marijuana consumption. Anyway, my cat is one of my favorite stoning buddies.

 

i love being around friends pets or my pets when im ripped, i just like to stare at them nad then i start thinking wierd shit about them

 

That sounds like some GOOOOOOOD SHIT man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I feel a deeper connection with my dogs when I'm high, we have our moments where we just stare at each other wondering what their thinking inside.

 

wow, this makes me wish my cat was around more, not out attacking birds hehe