Have You Ever Been Surprised (Shocked) By Your Parents Sexual Activities?

In-laws in my case. Attending the funeral of my MIL at was a former neighbor and now girlfriend of my brother in law. Afterwards we were at a restaurant when the talk moved to the old neighborhood. That was when she, GF, revealed what she knew about the neighborhood. Seems old mom and dad were swinging with several couples unbeknownst to us, GF's parents included. We all sat there stunned as GF revealed what she knew which was a lot. She knew names of people who she saw come out of her parents bedroom in the middle of the night. Also knew who was hosting parties and how couples were paired up. It was quite an eye opening conversation.

 

I remember seeing my parents having sex twice and that one time where and when my baby sister was conceived. I saw my father eating mom's pussy - which lent itself to my confusion when he told me to never do that - and I saw mom sucking dad's dick - more confusion because she told me to not let a girl do that. Surprised? You betcha! Shocked? I can't say that I was because, as it would turn out and prove, they weren't doing anything that I wasn't doing with girls myself... and quite a few guys, too.

I do remember one day when me and my three siblings were sitting and talking with mom about this or that and we let her know that, yeah, we used to hear her and our father (and her new boyfriend who'd marry her) getting it on and she had this embarrassed look on her face that I'll never forget!

 

Not surprised at all. More like curiosity.

 

Yeap, I remember going through puberty and I started hanging out naked in my room and experimenting with myself. That's when I got the talk from my dad. He and Mom were going to be having more sex and I should not be scared because it was a normal thing. He talked to me about my masturbation activities and I told him all I could think about was sex lately and I didn't think I was able to cum lol. He reassured me that it would happen eventually and I would get relief.
From then on, I noticed every Friday night like clockwork they would get a little drunk and run up to their room (nextdoor to mine) and shut the door. I heard them talking, laughing and then moaning so of course I was in disbelief that they would do this while I was home. I guess they thought it better to normalize their sex and let me know it was happening. Anyways I am a curious person and found it way more interesting than I should. Imagine my surprise when I went up to the door , and I heard slapping and squelching noises, the headboard hitting the wall and my mother's obnoxiously loud squirting orgasms. Shortly after that I was able to cum... Funny how that dynamic works!

 

I caught my folks having sex with his coworker and his wife several times. We grew up in a very small town, every one knew every one. My folks and his coworker and wife knew each other since childhood. They use to win trips, cruises mini vacation from work and they always traveled together. When we would all vacation together they would get frisky when drinking but the actual sex was at home when they thought all the kids were save "at home". Being normal kids we would take off and cruse around town on our bicycles and that is how I first saw them at the other house.
I saw my mom sucking then rucking dads coworker and I saw the same of his wife towards my dad, they were in different rooms at the same time.
I was surprised but not really surprised once I put the pieces of the puzzle together.

 

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I was never under any delusions that my parents didn't masturbate. But I never actually saw them doing it until my early-mid 30s. By the time I saw my mom fully nude going to town on her clit, I wouldn't have been surprised under any circumstances. But by then, I'd already come upon hard evidence that was also quite the curveball.

A year before, I'd picked up her laptop to look something up. And among her "most visited" sites that appear when you first open the browser was a porn video website (I think it was Red Tube) right there for anyone to see. Was I surprised by this? No. Was I shocked? Absolutely not. It's porn. Everyone watches it.

What very much did shock me was when I opened the page and saw the kinds of videos she was watching. I'd had a problematic relationship with pornography since I first started masturbating when I was 14. One of a handful of reasons was -- as the good 2nd wave feminist my mother raised me to be -- I couldn't get aroused by how violently women were treated in traditional male-female porn. But as the saying goes: do as I say, not as I do. Because all her top videos were the most unbridled rough sex I'd ever seen. "Huh," I thought, "Good on you, mom. Go for what turns you on and offer no apologies."

I shut the laptop and never mentioned what I'd seen. Then came the day I finally walked past her bedroom with the door wide open and saw her refocusing that unbridled rough aggression on her vulva, rubbing her clitoral hood and inner labia in vigorous large circles with her right hand while watching that very same rough sex on her laptop, which I could hear crystal clear. She got embarrassed and I demurred. Weeks went by as she acted like nothing had happened. But I needed to address this. Finally seeing my mother masturbate was a VERY big deal to me. But also to her and I wanted it to be acknowledged.

A couple weeks later, I walked into the living room and asked her if it was OK if I watched some porn and masturbated. She said sure, as I'd been masturbating openly in her house for almost 20 years at that point. She wasn't going to see anything she hadn't permitted me to do in front of her numerous times before. I took off my clothes, lied down on the couch and tuned my iPad to a channel I'd discovered just for this occasion called "Teen Cum Dumpster." It was hardly five seconds into a video in which a young girl's ecstatic moans were belied by what sounded like painful distress as her pussy was railed over and over and over again before my mom set down her laptop, and craned her neck to see what I was watching.

"What is this?" She asked. "I dunno. Just a skinny girl getting fucked super hard. Why, do you like it?" I replied. "Actually, I do," my mom said. "Feel free," I said, waiving my hand blithely. She pulled her pants to her knees and set her hand to work running wide, deliberate circles underneath her discount 5-pack pair of bland Hanes women's briefs. Gray, if memory serves. I turned around and said, "I mean, whatever makes you comfortable, but you should just go for it. I think we're well beyond any hope of modesty." She didn't even respond. She just pulled the briefs and her pants all the way off and within 30 seconds of watching this girl get pounded, my mom rubbed herself to a solid orgasm.

I sat up. "I'm starting to get why you watch those," I said chidingly. "You're naked. And very erect," she said. "Don't change the subject," I replied before putting on a step-sibling porn I liked as a palette cleanser and stroked the ridge of my penis' head while my mom watched and continued masturbating. I was sheepish about turning around to look at her. But I had to see if she was still enjoying herself. She sure was. She'd removed her shirt and bra. Now fully nude as I was. The circles were more vigorous. Her whole hand was pressed flat against her clitoral hood, nestled snuggly inside her outer labia and thick black pubic hair.

She saw me checking on her and smiled just for recognition's sake. After the sibling clip, we turned back to more rough hardcore videos. A few of those later, after she'd had another two or three orgasms and I'd edged close enough a few times, I plopped down next to her and said, "I don't know if I'm more surprised that you like those videos or that all it took for me to get turned on by them was knowing you were OK with them." She collected her thoughts for a moment. "Is THAT what you're surprised by right now?" she asked. "Yes, actually. It is," I said.

 

I think the only thing that surprised me about my parents' sexual activities was that they both told me, essentially, to never have oral sex or let anyone perform it on me. Except, I clearly remember the night I was awakened because I heard a lot of weird noises coming from my parents' bedroom (which was really a part of the dining room); I got up to investigate, took a peek around the corner and saw my mother sucking my father's dick - then saw him eating her pussy. I, um, I knew about sucking dick since I was doing it but I didn't understand what my father was doing that my mother seemed to like. A lot.

A few years later, my mom tells me to never let a girl put her mouth on my penis (too late, mom); my father was directly responsible for me finding out about eating pussy because he told me to never put my mouth on a girl's pussy - so I went out to find out why I shouldn't.

I was miffed to realize that they both had told me not to do something that I remembered seeing them do.

 

Do you have any clue as to why they picked those two sexual acts out of all the sexual acts under the sun to be so fatalist about???

 

No idea. And, of course, this was on top of them telling me not to have sex and... it was too late for that one, too. I'm like 40 and talking to my father and I asked him why he said what he did about eating pussy and, at first, he tried to act like he didn't say it; then, he just kinda smiled and didn't say anything. I told him, "You were wrong about it, by the way, even though I do have an idea why I shouldn't have put my mouth on a pussy but I'm damned glad that I did." If he did have a reason for saying it, he took it to his grave.

I kinda had the same conversation with my mom and... she just smiled, gave me a look, and changed the topic of our conversation. I just said, "Oh, okay - it's gonna be like that?" and we both just left it alone.

 

Sounds like they were trying to use the abstinence method to keep you from having sex too soon and realized you might think oral sex is a loophole. So they covered their bases. My parents never told me not to have sex. In fact, they told me to have sex in their bed on more than one occasion. And I did. And it was awesome.

 

Well, telling me not to have sex was very much like closing the barn door after the cows and horses have already gotten into the wind. Maybe they were trying to close a loophole but, again, it was too late because I was sucking cock and being sucked by guys and gals; Dad just added eating pussy to my repertoire and education - and, whew, who knew that doing that could be so damned exciting? Yep, I had sex in their bed a few times and talk about one hell of a scary but delicious rush? Awesome didn't begin to describe it.