I want to have sex with my Aunt.Any ideas.?

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  1. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Frankly I see no other solution at all!
     
  2. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Don't catch her. Let her hit the floor and then pretend to slip on the same banana peel and just fall down and let your dick plunge into her pussy as you hit the floor. Then look at her with a straight face and ask her if she's ok.
     
  3. wcw

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    Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that. I'm so old school when it comes to banana peels.
     
  4. wcw

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    There don't seem to be very many options. I think we are going to have to do more brainstorming.
     
  5. morrow

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    Ohhh myyy goddddd.let me get me breath back first...
    :rofl::punk::gorgeous::love:

    Lmfao! I swear, ive never read anything so funny...
     
  6. Akki Duke

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    Guys I came back
    My holidays are commenced from this month and anytime in next month i can go to my aunt's house.
    I came up with 2 solutions from last posts

    1. From '*MAMA*' "Since she was so turned on by that, it's obvious what you need to do. Next time you're with her, sit across the room, rub your legs together while making cricket noises, and giving her a devious stare. She'll have your pants off in 10 seconds flat"

    2. From 'Wizardofodd' "That's a staple on another board I used to post on. I'm hoping to make it work here too. :) Put it in her butt"
    "Wiz had the best advice. Put your dick in her butt. There will be no question what your intentions are if you do that. You'll also find out quickly if she's into it. I don't see how anything could go wrong if you piihb"

    So now i need more ideas guys.Guess any ideas.
     
  7. zastag_27

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    That seems a not difficult move now...

    A glass of good wine and some candles could help out :p
     
  8. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    "I want to have sex with my Aunt, any ideas?"


    Ya, get disowned by the rest of the family first, that gets all the ugly stuff out of the way first.
    Hahaha
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    You haven't seen the aunt :mickey:
     
  10. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Bitch,,, I just spit coffee all over my iPad,
     
  11. Christmas

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    kiss her and tell her you want sex
     
  12. Eric!

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    Put it in her butt?
     
  13. Eric!

    Eric! Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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  14. jpdonleavy

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  15. jpdonleavy

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    that's third degree consanguinity - could be worse
     
  16. jpdonleavy

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    You come from a country far far away
     
  17. MojoToto

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    DON'T! I have masturbated fantasizing about various aunts or cousins but would never break that taboo (admittedly I wish it wasnt a moral issue though but there are some very good biological reasons it should be left to royal inbreeding)
     
  18. Curiouscouple2469

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    Moral for sure - biological not so much she’s the wife of his uncle. Separate bloodlines also planned parenthood these days can remove the ooops shit we’ve really muddied the waters now…! Lol. Just sayin!
    Don’t recommend it thought - you have a long life to live with one pissed off family…!
     
  19. Toker

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    I love how so many Indians want to have sex with their auntie.
     
  20. jimandjan

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    I had a hot aunt outside of a couple of show me yours I'll show you mine with cousins and neighbor girls. She was the first woman I seen nude. In fact, my uncle enjoyed showing her off to me. I was too young at the time to know what to do. I remember a couple of times I could have tried. Later in life I had a couple of nieces I seen nude. Like someone else said morals prevailed. I sure most have seen family member nude.
     
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