My story

Hi, my name is Jesus, and I smoke weed. I love getting stoned and listening to that unplugged sublime album, and sometimes the jerky boys. Thank you for listening to my story. Jesus loves you.

 

YeahAH give it for hesus , hesus with a J . Yeahah

My name is gregg i confidential do things . i do not follow jesus.
i listen to saetia or other albums when im done confidentially doing things.
that is my story

 

I always knew Jesus was a stoner. Good for you, Jesus!

 

Yeah. I used to love going fishing with the guys and sparkin one up with them. Those were great sessions. I'd walk on water and shit to freak them out when they were all stoned. *sigh*

 

oh jesus, it must have blown them away when you reserected from the dead.

 

did you blaze up , was that the first thing you did when you got ressurected.
thats awesome come back form the dead just to toke up. jesus christ you are a savior

 

When I smoked pot I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whoole time!
We all said HEY JESUS there you are! It was great cause he turned the fern I had in to some primo buds and we all got sooo baked it was holy weed for sure!
That is my story.
THE END