Embarrassed at doctors appointment

There’s really nothing to be embarrassed about when we’re having our penis or testicles examined. Our bodies naturally react to being touched anywhere on or near the penis.

We could go as far as to say that it’s actually a good thing if our bodies decide to erect the penis at this time.

 

In all the years I've had physicals I've never gotten wood. Who are these pervs that get excited during a clinical procedure?

 

Maybe I’m just a dirty old man, but I’m always hoping something would happen. A reason why my female doctor would need to caller a nurse in, female or male, and both would see and discuss my penis.

 

Hahaha

 

I recently went for the first time to my new primary care physician. She gave me a very thorough interview before the actual physical exam. I disclosed to her a variety of things including ED. When it came time for her to examine my penis and balls she sat on a stool in front of me and asked me to drop my pants which I did. After she did her duty she said "Well, your ED certainly isn't a result of size anxiety."
I was so embarrassed!

 

When I worked at a record company in NY, we had an infamous nurse on staff that would examine your balls every time even if you went there with a cut on your finger. Often the guys would go there on purpose to get fondled. You couldn't help get erect even though she wasn't the prettiest. She would like to grab it, too. I cannot imagine something like that these days. That person would have been fired on day one.

 

I very much remember the time when I'd gone in for my yearly physical and my PCP wanted to do the prostate check. I bent over the table, he slid his lubed and gloved finger into me and... started feeling for my prostate which felt fucking good - then he found it and was poking the shit out of it and not only gave me an orgasm but my dick rose to half-staff. I wasn't embarrassed but I think he might have been but, who knows; he could have done that to other male patients and they reacted the same way. He did just... smile at me as he handed me a box of those cheap tissues they have in a doctor's office so I could try to wipe away enough of the lube to not mess up my underwear.

I went home and had sex with my wife and like I hadn't had her in years...

 

I make it a point to request or only visit female doctors. I feel female doctors are much more attentive and empathetic. I think it's their inherent "mothering" instincts. My GP is a woman, my Urologist is a woman and my Cardiologist is a woman. I am much more at ease with a woman doctor and if anyone is going to fondle my penis and testicles or shove their finger in my ass I would much rather it be a woman!!! It just seems more natural !!!!! That being said, I have never gotten an erection during an exam. Although, I got an exam for a job once and the doctor was a very gorgeous, young blonde and when she started examining me a huge glob of precum oozed out into her hand!!!!

 

She would only get fired if someone was dumb enough to complain. I would be happy to have someone fondle my cock and balls for fun. In a situation like that I think I would just drop my pants as soon as I walked into her exam room!!!!!

 

There was a nurse at the company I worked for years ago. We called her Nurse Goodbody. She was damn fine to look at. All business though. Still a lot of the workers used medical as their PCP. There was plenty of visits to medical for the sniffles and such. Several years later she married a professional and left to join him in his practice. The visits to medical for the sniffles dropped once she departed.

 

Nice. The nurse at my company was super short with big blonde 80s hair. I wouldn't call her pretty, but any woman willing to tug on your balls and cock merited a few trips to the nurse.

 

Never during an exam. In fact, I'll always remember the only time I was embarrassed when a female doctor touched my penis it had nothing to do with an erection. I was 15 years old. I'd been masturbating for a year and could easily notice the onset of nascent sexual excitement if something was poised to make me horny and/or erect. This did not stir up anything of the sort.

The doctor was on the younger side. I'm going to hazard a guess early to mid-30s. She wasn't like "Oh, who's that over there?" level pretty. But definitely cute for a doctor. Average body size. Cute freckles. Long straight black hair. Big eyelashes. We've already been doing the exam and then she tells me the next part would require her to examine my penis. Seemed routine to me so I was just like, "M'alright. You do you."

We were standing up facing each other. She holds up a small disposable blanket, like a pee absorbent pad, pinching the top corners with her fingers and tried to explain what we were going to do. She was basically telling me to pull my pants and underwear down while she held up the blanket between us. Then, once my pants were down, take the blanket from her and hold it up same as she was, so that she could feel my penis without seeing it because we'd have this ad-hoc scrim between us. As if just dropping trow and letting her see my penis while she inspected it would be awkward for me. I could be wrong but I'm pretty damn sure the #1 answer on Family Feud as to the most sexually arousing part of that exam for a horned up teenage boy would definitely be the part where she massages, squeezes, and runs her fingers lightly over all sides of his penis.

Then it got even more asinine. She seemed to think telling me to drop my pants then take the blanket from her and hold it up to cover myself while she touched me would just be far too explicit for a teen boy to handle. Instead she explained it with some confusing innuendo along the lines of "first you pull down then hold this up." I'm so confused. Pull what down? The blanket??? Then immediately raise it up for some reason??? I had no clue what she was telling me to do. Nor did I have any fucking clue why a disposable sheet was involved. So I think pull down, then pull up. OK. I took the bottom corners of the sheet and raised them up to where she was holding it, like when two people fold a big bed sheet together.

There was a mild frustration visible in her face and body language, which I find very telling about whose embarrassment she was trying to save by doing all this with the pee pad and speaking in these fucking wink-wink-get-what-I'm-saying riddles. With what I thought was too much exasperation, she said, "No, pull down your pants then take the sheet from me and hold it up." Fine. I still thought it was dumb and honestly much less comfortable for me because instead of being able to just relax and let my mind wander while a woman touched my penis for the first time in my life, and quite intensely at that, I had to exert upper body stamina holding my arms out straight the whole time. Plus, by then I'm utterly annoyed at this fucked up farce, which I never asked for nor needed. Yet somehow led to me feeling like the naive dumbass in the room???

I'd bet good money, she was the one who was nervous about touching a teen boy's penis because she wasn't comfortable with the possibility he might get erect and did that stupid blanket thing and explained it like a fucking six year old for her sake and her sake alone. Rather than, y'know... not being the doctor who does those exams for teen boys... Just a thought.

I spent the rest of the day poring over the mystery of why she felt she not only needed this pointless veneer but how incapable of just telling me what the idea was in explicit anatomical terminology, then getting all weird because I was confused when I thought she was just gonna check out my penis for a minute or two like all my other doctors had. I hope she was an intern or something because it was easily the third least professional experience I've had with a doctor to date.

 

Funny how the person who gets embarrassed at a doctor's appointment isn't you, huh? Yeah, the first time a female doctor examined me and went to do the penis/testicle/hernia part of the exam, she was flushed with a curious color of red and, to me, was making a big deal out of nothing and had me thinking, "Look, are you gonna check my shit or what? I gotta be somewhere else after this!"

She tells me that she thought I was going to be weird about it because to her, a lot of guys were very weird about it and I said, "It wasn't like we were going to have sex so what's weird about it?"

 

Hahahaha. Perfect response. Exactly the lowbrow sardonic shit I'd say. I did have two incidents at my current medical group in the past year. Earlier in the winter, I had an accident in the exam room because the previous two times I'd seen my primary care, he'd sprung blood and urine tests on me at the last second but because I'd used the restroom when I first got there, I had to drink a bunch of cups of water and wait there for 15 minutes until I had to pee again.

So it was like 2pm and I'd been holding in my morning coffee for hours just in case they needed a urine sample. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I relaxed -- as always -- and sure enough, I pee'd myself and it was a lot. I was wearing adult pull-ups. So only like 1/5 of what I pee'd leaked onto my jeans. The nurse didn't care at all. Nor did I because I do have accidents. Hence why I own adult pull-ups. She just wiped me off and disposed of the full pull-up while I grabbed a clean pair from my backpack.

The second incident was only a close-ish call. I never get unintended erections anymore. But I was getting an MRI this spring and while I was stuck in the machine all that time letting my mind wander, the idea of what if I got an erection while I was in there got lodged in my brain. Which, of course, got my penis quite tingly as some blood rushed into that region. But I never actually got hard. Just felt a little overstimulated.

I was glad it didn't happen. Even though I wouldn't have been embarrassed, I realized the technician would have probably made me lie there in the MRI room until it went down before she let me walk down the imaging dept. hallway to go back to my locker and the changing rooms. And I did NOT want to spend another five or so minutes in the MRI room pacing back and forth waiting for a boner to go away.

 

I know what you mean. I have to get a CT scan every year because I had an AAA repaired and, yep, my mind gets to wandering in the machine and I've popped a boner and... I'm not embarrassed by it but the female techs might be embarrassed or offended or some other womanly and the one time I said something to a female tech who was trying hard not to look at the boner I had was, "I'm a guy - these things happen, right?" I got off the table, pulled my pants up, and went to see my vascular surgeon.

When I was getting chemotherapy for the cancer in my neck, they'd load me up with Benadryl and I'd nod the fuck off in the chair and, um, yeah, "morning wood" in the afternoon and none of the nurses paid attention to it but thi one woman did notice it as I went to go pee and... she was smiling at me. And, finally, I'm locked into the radiation machine and I'm not supposed to move or it messes up shit so I'm staying still, trying to stay relaxed despite the mask on my face that's fastened to the table and... I get hard.

The next thing I hear is, "I told you not to move!" from the female tech assigned to me and I knew she could see me on her monitors. A very laughable moment.

 

I had to provide a sperm sample once. I expected I would go in a private room and jerk off into a cup. The attending nurse ( male) did something that I didnt think was possible let alone a not uncommon practice. While my penis was still completely flaccid he tugged it at the base a few times and a small amount of ejaculate deposited itself into a cup he was holding.
It was a bit embarrassing just having him seeing and touching my tiny penis ( I am very small) but actually making me cum like that was totally unexpected. To make matters worse I got a post cum erection and he saw my very small hard penis as well . I dont know if that is a normal reaction to this procedure or if I had some kind of gay kick without knowing I had any kind of homosexual or bi tendencies.