Favorite places to masturbate and the most interesting places you’ve masturbated

Favorite place in bed next to my lover. Most interesting place doing it while driving with a nice cup of coffee in one hand.

 

I forgot about this one. Sitting on a park bench between a train depot and a creek. This looked over part of the hamlet we were in. Right there Watching cars go by We had a wonderful time of mutual masturbation.

 

Standing in the floor-to-ceiling window of a downtown hotel about 9 floors up, midday, across from a construction site and a bunch of other buildings. Totally naked, jacking it for anyone who happened to look up (or over or down, I suppose) at the right time. Felt amazing to cum like that, actually getting hard right now thinking about it. Guess I'll need to masturbate now, all by myself

 

I have jerked off into three oceans.

 

Damn, three oceans. I’ve only done it in two. I need to call my travel agent.

 

in the woods

 

Favorite place is outdoors at night. But alas, it's not worth the risk given my nearby options. Other faves are friend's house. Usually their bathroom but if I'm allowed to do it in their bedroom, a guest room or living room it's even better. Just because that's the level of acceptance everyone should have of masturbation. If there's no issue with me masturbating in my bedroom or living room, why is it suddenly not a place for masturbation if it's someone else as long as I know them? Especially if you either don't care about them cumming on your bed or furniture or -- if you do care -- know they wouldn't.

 

It was a shutdown News paper building They still had some operating people working sporadically in the building. But for the majority of the time, the place was empty. They had a big glass front stairwell that went up two stories facing the street.. It was somewhat dark in there, but the tall glass windows let in plenty of light if someone was observant. I would sit on the stairs, wearing only one of the lab type coats they had. I would open up the coat, lean back on the stairs and jerk off watching the traffic and people go by,
Some days I would walk around naked throughout the building edging myself in different areas. All the offices, the press area, the boiler room, even in the middle of the huge warehouse. I did selfies everywhere to show my wife. I have no idea how many spots I had orgasms in. Good times.

 

That must've been one big cumshot!!
Or were you on a cruise ship near arctic or antarctic circle? And would that make it a special king of circle jerk?!

 

For me, it's at home.

Back when I lived in NYC, there were constantly guys jacking off on the train. They were pretty stealthy because in a crowded train, you would rarely see them, but you know they were there because women would walk off the train with cum on their coats/jackets/etc.

One time I was on the train early in the morning during rush hour. The train was packed, but suddenly people started moving to the front and back of the car. I thought what the hell is going on. There was a guy in a suit with his pants down to the ground and he was jacking off behind his NY Times newspaper. Freaked people out.

Twice I had people jerking off in a movie theater. A regular movie theater, not a porn one. I can remember one time was during "In the Line of Fire" (no pun intended). Some guy was jacking off next to my gf. Another time, before the movie "Wolf" (Jack Nicholson) started, when I walked back from the bathroom, some guy was jerking off near my gf. I yelled at the guy, but that just made him stroke more furiously. Jesus people, try a little more discretion.

 

Favorite place is hotels with curtains slightly open.
Once on ground floor. Fully naked standing in open door.

 

I've done it in the woods too....
In Dorset it was Wareham Forest, In Notts it was Clumber Park, I've also done Thetford Forest in Norfolk and Dunwich Forest in Norfolk.... That said, I', not restricted! I like canal/towpaths and beaches, or at least, the dunes behind them!

 

My go to place now is on an old couch that is out in my detached shop/garage. I can get Wi-Fi out there and watch porn on my iPad if I want to. I keep a small bottle of Albolene behind one of the cushions for such occasions.
As far as places that I have done the deed….. so many. One of my most memorable was several years ago, in a downtown hotel on about the 10th floor. my modus operandi was, I would get to my room, open the curtains, and get naked. This particular time there was an office building across from my hotel. I started walking around my room naked, and noticed a woman in an office directly across in my room, looking over at me, intently! so I thought why not…… so I started in standing a couple feet back from my window, and the next thing I noticed there are a couple other women that have joined the original one. so here I go and have an audience when I come. Once I had opened my eyes post orgasm. The women are still looking, and all gave me a wave. I’m glad they liked it…. I sure did.
Father memorable places include the words in a state/national parks, once out in a slightly wooded Arizona desert, driving a car at night, or flying an airplane. Out in the Gulf of America When the mood hits me, what are you supposed to do?

 

I like to generally do it outside too. thought of getting caught makes it so more enjoyable